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Whenever I'm alone
Or if I'm feeling grey
There's one place I can go
To brighten up my day
It makes me want to sing
That's how the show should end
But wouldn't it be good if I
Could sing it with a friend?
Whoa, whoa, what?
Phil, I think you should ask before you put me on the spot like this!
Okay, fine, whatever, I'll join in too
I might go outside
And feel more alive
Without Twitter
Where would I be?
I guess I'd be fit
And stop posting shiiii-
Rubbish!
But Tumblr's a part of me!
So many websites
So little time
Plus one or two
You should avoid
Just don't stop watching YouTube
Or we'll be unemployed!
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine
'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!
A place where you can be yourself
No matter if you're geeky!
Find friends that share your hobbies
Even if they're freaky!
Where any question in your head
Is answered in an instant!
Who cares if you procrastinate
Your one shot at existence!
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
Without the internet
We never would have met!
We'd never be here on a stage
Doing things we might regret!
Dance break!
Who cares if you're a loser
And everybody knows it!
Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses!
Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
Or if you live vicariously through the life of a Sim!
Sheltay zomo!
The internet is here!
The internet is great!
When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine!
'Cause life is so much better!
Life is so much better!
Life is so much better
When you
Spend
It
All
Online!
Yabee yabbeeeeeeeee
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Sister Daniel and Phil from the TIT photo drop
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(made on prankmenot.com)
#BY THE WAY how are my directioners doing after Zayn's story#i just texted my fandom friends about it
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dragon city i have never said anything bad about you in my entire LIFE
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dnp you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today. you will upload today.
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they're the most egregious twinks on the internet but they have genuinely not ever looked more like an average gay couple than here

#this and that one of both of them simlin#the private vacation spot where they recorder how phil nearly died
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just tried the tumblr's goth pallete theme and NAH MAN UGH
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an underrated diva
phedsheet coded blanket. colorful skeleton? bby we've left wad era.
I rest my case ✨️💗
iconic if you ask me, like wow.
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PEE???? CRAZY BABY?
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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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Straight Dan and Phil react to Sister Daniel
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