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If you are stubborn enough in da2 party combat dynamics barely matter. Just make them dead faster than they can kill you. Defense? I do not know her. May I introduce you to Tank-a-bela, Queen of the Eastern Sea? Varric "Goodnight" Tethras? My wife, Dr. Bitch, whose only purpose is to not let them die? And mage Hawke, whose only purpose is to AHHH go crazy AAHHH go stupid???

Secondary party build that I HIGHLY RECOMMEND is Triple Mage and Carver. Just make him unkillable. Make a monster out of this 19 year old boy. Behold the power of our collective baby brother.

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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward

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Do the right thing Baron

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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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no because rook actually using the word “daddy” about Davrin, directly to Davrin, I mean right there to his fucking face, and that was actually just normal apparently 😳😳😳 i’m sorry but is daddy a word we’re using in GAME now???? like sure context matters I guess but also this is information I’m going to have for the rest of my PATHETIC LIFE?? why did she just say it like that?? rook?? roOOOOOKKKKK.

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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Varric on Hawke: my muse. my everything. my best friend and the nastiest son of a bitch I've ever met. a legend

Varric on the Inquisitor: obligatory co-worker

Varric on Rook: my son. I found him in an alley dumpster and fed him sardines like a cat until he could fight guys in the street again

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whatever Lucanis’ deal is, my Rook is in no way prepared. Godspeed sweet girl. Good luck.

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what am I even meant to do like the game is out tomorrow and I was in a state of disbelief and now here we are and what am I meant to doooooooo

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when the download starts tomorrow, at long last

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girlies what do y'all do when you're crushing on someone

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.