kingwarden
i am king
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gem. 20s. she/her. enjoyer of elf dating simulator (dragon age) and just being genuinely mid at most things i do.
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kingwarden · 2 hours ago
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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
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kingwarden · 3 hours ago
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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kingwarden · 4 hours ago
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I'm coming out as a new year's enjoyer. "Oh you will never stick to these goals" "nothing is really different between one day and the next" "why celebrate the bad years" because I want to!!! Because I love endings and beginnings and making lists!! I love the concept of starting the year by partying I love the drama of kissing someone at midnight I love the one time of the year when it is cold I love starting a new calendar and I love cheering for no reason
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kingwarden · 4 hours ago
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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kingwarden · 4 hours ago
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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.
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kingwarden · 4 hours ago
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I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves
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kingwarden · 5 hours ago
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For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning
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kingwarden · 23 hours ago
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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
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kingwarden · 23 hours ago
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You need to have the 28 other mods and all their dependencies for this mod to work, plus all the mods that they depend on. You also need to go into your x69 files and delete the .gloop file (NOT the .gleeb file!!!) and you need to run CuntExpander to generate a working skeleton for the animations and when that's done you have to reconfigure PNIS (which you should honestly be using NippleSense by now) and then deploy mods, uninstall then reinstall everything, then run PNIS again IN A SEPARATE FILE and deploy. Then it should work 👍
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kingwarden · 23 hours ago
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it used to be 2007 you know
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kingwarden · 1 day ago
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completely self indulgent edit of my favorite dialogue in the game switched around to sound more like a monologue and with the lost elf section of the ending theme in the background all so i could better hear and appreciate alix's beautiful amazing show stopping life changing voice acting <3 figured i would post so others can enjoy and major shoutout to @nadas-dirthalen for finding these audio files for me xoxo
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kingwarden · 1 day ago
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& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!
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kingwarden · 1 day ago
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“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am
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kingwarden · 6 days ago
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kingwarden · 7 days ago
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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kingwarden · 7 days ago
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reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 
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kingwarden · 17 days ago
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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