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Kissing Booth || OPEN

Adella: So let's say that Fairy okayed a kissing booth for the festival

Adella: Would you wanna help me run it?? We could do it for charity!

[THIS NUMBER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED]

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Wrong number [Jack &Clopin}

Jack: Already discovered I should be careful when I text people. But hey, I'm adventurous so this works.

Jack: Can safely say this is the most interesting conversation I've had with anyone in a while.

Jack: Not sure if that's good or bad. But. Alcohol is great for making you think everything's a great idea. Right?

Clopin: Truer words have never been spoken. It's why I run a bar.

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Wrong number [Jack &Clopin}

Jack: Trying to decide if I'm curious. Or terrified.

Jack: Better to decide when I'm sober.

Jack: Define good.

Jack: my brain is not coherent enough to figure this out. This will be hilarious at work tomorrow

Clopin: Just keep drinking, Jack. I'm sure you'll discover illumination along the way

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: this is the bloody big time. The big leagues.

Lock: my clients have never had to been screened before mate.

Clopin: you should know who you are fucking selling to that's just 101

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Wrong number [Jack &Clopin}

Jack: Not that I'm not up for a little mental trauma occasionally to keep life interesting. But that sounds better.

Jack: wait. what

Clopin: And that's only the beginning, if you're good

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: you offered and made it sound choice.

Clopin: And hasn't it been? For MONTHS? And now boo hoo, you fucked up and didn't screen your fucking clients and you're too much of a coward to even fix your own mistakes

Clopin: I've got to come in and clean up after you

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: whatever

Lock: i wouldnt be in this shit if it werent for you

Clopin: You wanted to do this. No one forced you to play

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Wrong number [Jack &Clopin}

Jack: The last one almost put me out. Maybe if there's less mental trauma involved this time.

Clopin: I promise pleasure only

Clopin: This time

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: yeah of course. Again, im not a fucking idiot

Clopin: That's still to be determined.

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Wrong number [Jack &Clopin}

Jack: Now I think less and less you're kidding.

Jack: Special. Yes, special.

Jack: This conversation is going to be full of cringing tomorrow when I'm more sober.

Clopin: Or perhaps you should just give in and do another shot for me.

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: something french. Fuck. Hold on.

Lock: berlioz? Bon something

Clopin: Right. Well I can work with that.

Clopin: I'll have a talk with Miss Bell and the boy and in the meantime, you lay low. If they tattled, they've probably already done so, but I might still be able to do some damage control. You better hope at least

Clopin: Oh and this goes without saying but if a copper takes you in, keep your mouth shut. Do that, and you'll be fine. Don't, and then I'll have to have a talk with you too

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Wrong number [Jack &Clopin}

Jack: Sure thing boss, whatever you say.

Jack: Has to be great for business, right?

Jack: Probably some health code violation though.

Clopin: Haven't you ever been to the Court?

Clopin: The entire thing is a violation of /something/ or other. It's what makes it so special

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: nah think they got released?

Lock: seen the fairy walking around a few days ago. Not sure about her nancy boy

Clopin: I need a name or something of the Mundus. Surely you got a name

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: maybe. Might be a good idea. Yeah.

Clopin: So are they in the hospital now?

Clopin: where can i pay this little visit?

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: you think i didnt already do that?

Lock: im not a complete idiot

Clopin: Then tell me honestly. Do I have to go have a ... word with the mundus and Tink Bell?

Clopin: Because I can be very convincing if you think they'll tattle

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UGH! || Lock and Clops

Lock: used the name I always use. Lock. Ain't my real name anyways. And no. Its a burner phone ive been using. I can get rid of it quick.

Clopin: Then get rid of it. Cover your own ass before you come crying to me about it

Clopin: And if I have to step in, I'm not going to be happy.