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my favorite thing about andreil is that they spent the first two books observing each other like strange bugs in a lab going "mmm how peculiar" at each others every move only to come to the conclusion "wow this dudes 100% not all there. i should be gay about it" and then they are and its the healthiest thing you've ever seen
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#running close to the wind#alex i have listened to this book literally 4 times and own the ebook and still hadnt gotten all the way through it to enjoy the glory of#your punctuation#holy shit
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@pscentral event 31: faceless
Dancing in Film: Footwork appreciation
#scrolling thru this: oh is this leggies in dance movies?#desc: footwork appreciation#me: yeah thats what i said
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.
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being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store
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andrew and eddie were so fucking toxic. disregarding the entire haunting thing, they were basically in a 24/7 bdsm dynamic without either of them andrew realizing it.
what do you mean andrew went to college and then grad school for eddie. what do you mean eddie picked his major, his classes, his schedule. what do you mean eddie set up his entire room so andrew didn't have to think of a single thing.
andrew loves the possessiveness. being taken care of. having no thoughts of his own. he'd rather do whatever eddie says.
eddie saying "im not asking again" to him and eddie gripping the base of his neck. andrew's addiction to pain as a tool for grounding.
for god's sake, andrew can't even feed himself. without sam and riley stepping in, he would have surely shriveled to skin and bones.
andrew is beyond reliant on eddie.
then there's sam stepping in to help. to do things for andrew he doesn't realize he needs, just like eddie did. and he's not a replacement. he expects more from andrew. but he also knows andrew needs someone else to think for him at times.
andrew revels in those moments when sam fists his hair, calls him princess, and good boy. he needs it. it's different than eddie but the call to submission is no less enticing. no less important. he needs it.
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ask Neil the colour of Andrew's eyes and he could go on for hours using metaphors and adjectives and the exact pantone colour code
but ask him the colour of Aaron's eyes and he's just like idfk shit brown?
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I can and will mipsell words for comedic effect that amuses only me
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cosplay as an exy goalpost, it’s the only way they’d ever hit on you
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thinking about how neil says jean is a survivor not a fighter and thinking about how jeremy says he is a starving dog and thinking about kevin saying "if you tell him to submit he will" and thinking about jean giving rhemann the racquet and thinking about contrition and thinking about jean asking and expecting to be punished and not fighting back AND ALSO thinking about how nora said jean went to evermore angry and betrayed like if you shoved a cat into a box closed the lid shook it and opened it again and how the cat is jean and thinking about how jean was angry and all claws and teeth when he first showed up at evermore and thinking about jean saying he would tear out kevin's throat with his teeth and thinking about jean wanting to punch jeremy for treating him with too much caution and thinking about jean biting back every time lucas insulted him and thinking about how jean is at once defeated and depressed and unwilling to fight back or fight for himself and also so insanely angry all of the fucking time and how he had (has?) so much passion and emotion and rage that got tortured out of him during his time at evermore but did it really?
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there's not a single straight bone in his body
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Thank you Truffles
#one of my little third graders wears fake glasses to support her little sister in kindergarten who has to wear real glasses#it's the cutest thing in the entire world
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#me and ben have some fairly ridiculous examples#most of them are my fault (ie- lellow. bobots.) but also because of them i can't say nauseous when i mean nauseated#but i also can't say nauseated without saying it like i'm annoyed that i'm saying it#also the number of sports night references and neal stephenson references and random psych experiment references
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Screeching and bouncing up and down and giggling this is SO FUCKING HOT this is exactly what I wanted
I'm in love with George Chase holy shit
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I'm in love with George Chase holy shit
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