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happy pride month to lgbt people who are really boring. we deserve love too

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happy pride month to lgbt people who are really boring. we deserve love too

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text posts & tweets but as the owl house: 1/69

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i’m so sick of people saying Carry On is off-brand Harry Potter when it is clearly actually riffing off of My Immortal

evidence:

i rest my case

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once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a piece of wire (sculpture that eats by giovanni anselmo) and he was like. i’m here sometimes when the lettuce guy comes in to change the lettuce.

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How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

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When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

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happy pride month to closeted lgbtq+ people. happy pride month to religious lgbtq+ people. happy pride month to lgbtq+ people with disabilities. happy pride month to lgbtq+ people of color. happy pride month to everyone who isn’t cishet. terfs stay away from this post.

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THE GRISHAVERSE By Leigh Bardugo (2012-)

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hoooly shit i need to go to a science museum gift shop and buy a little velvet bag of 10 different rocks

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thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

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YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD A KINDER PLACE BY BEING KIND! THAT’S ALL IT TAKES!!

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I’ve gushed about this, like, fifty times but the core idea of a king kidnapping a knight’s maiden, only for that maiden to usurp him and become an evil queen, causing the knight and the king to team up in order to save the day is such an ingenious premise and the fact that Galavant tells this story as a comedy-musical with catchy songs by Alan Menken, featuring Weird Al as a monk, is just icing on the cake.