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The throne of all other kitchen appliances
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
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former accidental manic pixie dream girls how we doin
#i keep getting called a manic pixie dream girl#help#except the time my roommate mixed it up#and called me a fairy princess mommy#i'm chill#got a lavender honey latte
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Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.
Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.
#how am i supposed to read this when there are tears blocking my eyes#sobbing#i miss my lost pets every day#the pain we feel is always worth the love they've left in our wake#it hurts and i would do it all over again#grief
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My roommate just told me that Loki canonized mpreg and like
Yea
I hate it but yea
#i imagine he's proud of himself#loki#mpreg#norse mythology#fanfiction#cursed#mythology#norse gods#myth
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Okay guys I have a new recommendation for a Cozy Game, I hope y'all like it!
Heavy on resource management
Not a lot of quick button inputs (unless you're really minmaxing)
Consists mainly of doing a simple job in a really repetitive way - perfect if you're just a little bit autistic!
Features a cast of colorful animals so you can pick your favorite!
If it's too difficult, you can really choose your own level of challenge!
Did that sound just up your alley? Then Five Nights at Fre-
#they had me in the first half ngl#i was like oh spiritfarer!#no#spiritfarer is just fnaf in disguise#thats it#we can all go home now#fnaf#spiritfarer
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Screaming around the screaming tree
The tree is screaming too
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#i love elden ring but PLEASE i cant afford a playstation#elden ring#bloodborne#dark souls#goty#goty 2024#game of the year#elden ring nightreign#the game awards
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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental
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if i was undead i would spend so much time floating facedown in various bodies of water
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❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.
**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.
TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!
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It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.
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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email
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#i know its early but i just thought of it#valentines day#possum#opossum#humor#literature#memes#simile
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Bewitching with Babish
Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"
Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different
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