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Walter: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Lance: I wish I never had but thanks...

Killian: Don't worry. There will come a time when it's not

Lance: Thanks! Even worse

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Walter: *bursts into the room and slams door shut, clearly panicked*

Lance: Oh my god, Walter. What did you do?

Walter: NOBODY DIED!

Lance: What kind of answer is that?!

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Killian: He died of natural causes

Walter: You pushed him off a roof!

Killian: Gravity is natural

Lance: He's got a point

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Walter: What's adulthood like?

Killian: It's like looking both ways before crossing the street then getting hit by an airplane

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Walter: I almost got surprised adopted yesterday

Lance: What?

Killian: He almost got kidnapped

Lance: Oh ok

Lance: Wait What?!

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Walter: Butter is just food lotion

Lance: There is something seriously wrong with you

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Walter: Would you slap Lance for a million dollars?

Killian: I would drop kick Lance for free

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Lance: Has no one taught you to say Please and Thank you?!

Killian: ...

Killian: Please shut up, thanks

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I can imagine his face when the most wanted criminal (Killian) joins the agency because Walter helped him

the mean SID OC that i promised to make.

hahaha

his name is jackson faye, korean+chinese, 22 y/o, scientist - inventor   

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Killian having to come over to get him off the roof with his drone

Lance: Walter and I very happy together, I wouldn’t ask for anyone else

Also Lance at 3 AM: GET OFF THE ROOF WALTER

Walter: *hasn’t slept in three days and is on a pure caffeine binge* LOVEY TOLD ME I CAN FLY LANCE! PIGEONS DON’T LIE

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Walter: What do we do when life gets hard?

Killian: Guess we gotta chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on

Walter: No...

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Lance: I can't believe you'd do something this stupid!

Killian: I think we all believe I could do something this stupid...

Walter: *nods in agreement*

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Killian: Fuck, I wann die

Walter: Language!

Killian: Hecky heck, I crave death

Walter: ...

Walter: I'm calling a therapist

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*sighs loudly* *screaming internally*

OK!!! What if... Killian and Lance were fighting on the field... And something reminds Killian of kurdistan and he has flashbacks during the fight... Everyone surrounds him at gunpoint as he falls to his knees starting a panic attack, then randomly Walter runs over to him and hugs him and with slight hesitation Killian hugs him back....

@shadowbeneathlondon @xxstar-bluesxx

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Walter: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Lance: Wasn't Killian with you?

Killian: In my defense... I was also left unsupervised

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Lance: What is Walter to you?

Killian: the reason I wake up every morning

Lance: Awww

Walter earlier that morning barging into his room and blasting loud music: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

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Walter: Dose this outfit make me look short?

Lance: No, I make you look short