kidneysevilplans

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Welp, I have officially moved my new evil lair, I won't be using this lair anymore so... @kidneysdiabolicalplans is my new evil lair

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They are reasons, duh

Wait, how tall are you?

About six foot... why?

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Uh.. reasons

Wait, how tall are you?

About six foot... why?

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...pff no I wont

Wait, how tall are you?

About six foot... why?

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WHY NOT

Wait, how tall are you?

About six foot... why?

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PLEASE

Wait, how tall are you?

About six foot... why?

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STEP ON ME DUNCAN

Wait, how tall are you?

About six foot... why?

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My asylum... Or my evil lair

This could be us, why can't it be us?

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.

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Dude I'm 4'11 you can fucking step on me

Wait, how tall are you?

About six foot... why?

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BUT I LOVE YOU... FROM THE MOMENT YOU WALKED PAST MY ASYLUM. I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE

This could be us, why can't it be us?

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.

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Babygirl

what’s up babygirl

- @ask-senor-chang

STOP. CALLING. ME. BABYGIRL.

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BUT I LOVE YOU

This could be us, why can't it be us?

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.

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Nuh uh

duncan and kidney go on a date !!!!!!!

NO. WE ARE NOT DATING.

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I DON'T WANT TROY, I WANT YOU

This could be us, why can't it be us?

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.

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He's in his denial phase

duncan and kidney go on a date !!!!!!!

NO. WE ARE NOT DATING.

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I COULD ALWAYS STEAL A CHILD YOU KNOW??

This could be us, why can't it be us?

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.

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It's coke and orange juice mixed together

I accidentally spilled coke on your brain when I was splitting your head open in your sleep

You absolute lunatic.

But also which kind of coke because I feel lowk high today x