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“I don’t care about Huda Beauty’s founder’s politics! Politics shouldn’t stop me from buying the products I love! So what if she’s a conspiracy theorist?” is 100% of the time said by people who call Jews Zios and think “Jewish” is a reason to boycott just in case they support Israel.

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I’m sorry but I don’t believe your anti-Zionism isn’t antisemitism when you’re defending a terrorist organization that is founded on racial and ethic supremacy, denies the Holocaust, and calls for all Jews to die lmao

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Bro, they don’t even know the multiple meanings of smaltz.

They live in a smaltz free world. Disgusting. 🤢

Goyim have got to stop appropriating Yiddishisms because my coworker just described a millimeter thick layer of cream cheese as a “good schmear”. Nah dude. A good schmear has gotta be least a quarter inch. You can’t skimp out on the cream cheese and call it a schmear, you’re gonna make us look bad

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I thought genocide was bad?

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The original says ‘Jew’ doesn’t it? /joke

And huuuh real mask off “don’t let the kike talk or they’ll mention they experience societal oppression and are second class citizens”

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honestly kind of astounded by how readily leftists adopted the "israel is a safe haven for pedophiles" talking point. like you'd think "the lone jewish state in the entire world uniquely protects pedophiles" would be too explicitly antisemitic for them but i guess not

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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

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some of the comments on my censorship post are like “um I think books should be rated like movies because some books feature stuff like gang rape that teens shouldn’t be allowed read”

ok. now imagine being a librarian and looking a teenager who’s been gang raped in the eye and saying “oops, sorry, can’t allow you to read this one, it’s for big kids and you’re not ready for it”

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You know a Dj has balls when he’s not afraid of blasting the Macarena

do people even do the macarena anymore

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me, looking back on it all:

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Cold bath. Shave head. Remove skin. Stand in freezer. Call freezer repair man. Dig a hole. Fill it with hose water. Be disappointed when the hose water is hot.

The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

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it’s clearly me.

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I'll see posts like "I want to convert to Judaism but I can't stand (major parts of judaism) what do I do"

Idk...dont convert??? You don't have to convert you know. The reason Judaism is hard to convert to is FOR THIS EXACT REASON

ITS NOT EASY OR FUN TO BE JEWISH ALL THE TIME

You don't get to just do the parts of Judaism you like.

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everyone hates me because im brave enough to speak the truth: women and jews are people

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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

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Jews will not replace us (white supremacists who think jews fake being white to take over the white race) vs jews will not replace us (thinking jews are pretending to be a targeted minority to take away from the real sufferers) crowd