kernalphage
kernalphage
I can change this whenever I want?
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She/they 30-something. I'm just here for like 5 mutuals at this point
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
kernalphage · 8 hours ago
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that's right, gooner, you're going to hand craft 64 fast inserters for mommy. I need it for my furnace stack. I don't care if you have to hand craft green circuits, gooner. Be a good living assembler for mommy~
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kernalphage · 8 hours ago
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dick from a girl who has you saying this when you pull down her boxers
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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I’m not plural but the other me is
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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me explaining meditation to a burnt out generation: okay, now imagine a smoke break
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A mindful notification I received this morning from Catherine Shannon’s substack
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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already told off a few recruiters for burying the lede about a job posting being for Facebook Meta - (with a 1 year contract??)
I'm just job hunting, im not desperate (yet)
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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You guys gotta remember that the end goal of all this political shit is to strip mine public services and funnel money into the pockets of the wealthy. Don't get distracted. "Why are they doing this what are they gonna do next?" They're gonna strip mine public services to line their own pockets. Everything is a means to that end.
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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Good night to only the team names at the Seattle women’s hockey club
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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