kernalphage
kernalphage
I can change this whenever I want?
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She/they 30-something. I'm just here for like 5 mutuals at this point
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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kernalphage · 2 hours ago
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An elf girl with a gun could save me
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kernalphage · 2 hours ago
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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
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kernalphage · 5 hours ago
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it really is insane how little you hear about "america has the world's highest prison population by such a significant margin that it would be seen as excessively over-the-top if it was used in fiction"
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kernalphage · 8 hours ago
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kernalphage · 8 hours ago
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yo mr white this is where i make potato knishes bitch
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kernalphage · 10 hours ago
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why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights
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kernalphage · 16 hours ago
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kernalphage · 16 hours ago
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my dash did a thing
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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I love when I learn two of my unrelated mutuals live in the same city. like should I set up a playdate or
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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hey, plural folks? you're really cool. i love you. keep being you
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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kernalphage · 2 days ago
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They call it RTX 5090 because when you see it costs $5090 youll turn 5090 degrees and walk away.
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