kernalphage
I can change this whenever I want?
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She/they 30-something. I'm just here for like 5 mutuals at this point
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
kernalphage · 4 hours ago
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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country
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kernalphage · 4 hours ago
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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kernalphage · 5 hours ago
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message to all bitches
please survive
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kernalphage · 6 hours ago
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i think to become a great producer i need to become a dub scholar, that's my lineage. king tubbys meets rockers uptown is like the sgt pepper's of electronic music
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kernalphage · 10 hours ago
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rb for sample size
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kernalphage · 10 hours ago
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this is still one of the fuckest things to exist and i want twelve
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kernalphage · 11 hours ago
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Finally
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kernalphage · 11 hours ago
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Probably a niche political interest, but every election I watch the polls to see if Idaho votes to redraw their third congressional district which only covers the Amigara Township and a few small farming communities.
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kernalphage · 16 hours ago
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First time election voters psa
You are not allowed to wear your candidates gear not even a hat pin, you will be turned away and have to change outfits
Make sure you have a valid id at least in Missouri look up your states requirements
Phones might be allowed in booths but once again check with you state, most say that you can’t take a picture of your ballot
Candidate canvassers are not allowed within several feet of the polling station entrance varies by state so be sure to look it up for your state if they are breaking the law report them to polling station workers
It is public information that you voted but it’s private about how you voted, ie nobody will know unless you tell them
If you mess up on a paper ballot you’re allowed to request a new one
If using a machine and it malfunctions alert the poll workers
Polls close at 7:00pm but as long as you are in line before then, stay you have the right to vote
If any issues arises during voting contact your state’s election board to file a comlaint
Most importantly happy Election Day and vote like your life depends on it because it does
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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Important reminder of the design philosophy behind Undertale.
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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Girlfriend addicts be like ‘just one more cuddle and then I’ll quit’
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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why is club penguin shaped like the toilet from art ?
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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robotgirl mad at me for cumming inside
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kernalphage · 1 day ago
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Dating a catgirl and we've got an onlyfans but I'm just putting her through various athletic challenges like I tape my door shut and see how many tapes it takes before she can't jump in without knocking one off.
If you pay the full 20$/month tier you get access to the "extreme" vids where I make her chase a laser pointer dot around the living room.
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