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Slumber Party

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you werent a gifted kid. those little weirdos from akira now those were gifted kids

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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

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It’s an absolutely BEAUTIFUL day in Portland! 🌞

If you’re out and about in Northeast, be sure to stop in and take a peek at the fresh goodies PDXchange has to offer —

And don’t forget to check the sticker frog for fun freebies!

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me: i’m such a hero of justice. i’m heromoding. i’m going to slay every single villain with my blade and save everyone

friend’s eggy tgirl older brother: hey why does my dialogue tag say that

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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

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I got commissioned to paint griddlehark imagined as a classic romance novel cover, which needless to say is one of the greatest commissions of all time and I had an absolute blast.

Per the commissioner's request, I've also uploaded this art to INPRNT (link here).

Art without typography and a mock-up for fun under the cut!

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I dislike "don't look up" more with every passing second

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the real winner of the sexywoman contest is YURI!!!

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Some stats for those who are interested: Highest Known: 95.2% - 102 (Super Mario Bros) Lowest Known: 0.9% - 370 (Oxygen Not Included)

Highest Familiar: 65.2% - 156 (Chrono Trigger) Lowest Familiar: 3.1% - 102 (Super Mario Bros)

Highest Unheard: 88.3% - 50 (Blinx: The Time Sweeper) Lowest Unheard: 0.4% - 58 (Metal Gear Solid)

Most even: 33.9% 33.5% 32.6% - 253 (The Sims 4)

Fascinating. Thank you for the stats!!!

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dulcinea septimus......big fan....

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îm not sure if this counts but ... xzibit and throat singing.

I FUCKING LOVE [songs with extremely wacky sound design and extremely normie pop guest vocals]

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