kenzie-no-mc
No Doy, Mrs. Henderson!
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Kenzie, 34. Mom to Holden and Roxie. Cockbite. Critter. Idiot.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU LIAM O BRIAN
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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So this is...an interesting party. Here's my theory:
Sam, Laura, Marisha, and Taliesin are already playing their main characters.
Once Robbie is no longer a guest, the rest of the EXU gang will likely also exit and we will be introduced to Liam and Ashley's new main characters.
Travis's character is two levels above everyone else and he feels like a "quest giver." Bertrand probably isn't his main character.
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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Favorite smells
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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My post has achieved "I've only seen this in screenshots" status and I feel fucking old
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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I got my backer stuff from @critical_role yesterday! It's so lovely! Swipe to see the close up of the story board! #morejazzhands #thelegendofvoxmachina https://www.instagram.com/p/CS-ZnpxrjzK/?utm_medium=tumblr
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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I bought a house today! https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPitQkLo2a/?utm_medium=tumblr
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thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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gay people talk about the next critical role campaign like its the nfl draft
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 
Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 
“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”
“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”
It’s just. 
50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 
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kenzie-no-mc · 3 years ago
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I've been dying to be able to type this:
The Nine are dead, long live the Nein.
The king is dead, long may he reign.
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kenzie-no-mc · 4 years ago
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kenzie-no-mc · 4 years ago
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who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?
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kenzie-no-mc · 4 years ago
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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kenzie-no-mc · 4 years ago
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Hate to do this again, im so sorry.
I just got off the phone with my GP.
Iv been experiencing excruciating pain in my jaw, right where my tumor was, and where my bone has fused together.
Im supposed to have xrays done every 2 weeks, and a CT scan done every 2 months. But haven't had ANY scans done since June 5th 2020. Because my surgeons hospital had a massive covid out break, and they had to shut down the clinic.
So I haven't been seen, by my surgeon, or surgical team since June. And no one is answering my calls or emails.
So I called my GP, today. And she said if I can get to a specific hospital in Toronto, today, she'll fax the request for a emergency CT scan for me over!
Problem is, I need to uber/cab there...its an hour thirty drive from my house to this specific hospital.
If anyone has anything, for me to use to call an uber, I'd really appreciate it. I have some cash stashed, but not enough for there and back!
Kukwstsétsemc te sknúncwentsemc 🙏💓
https://www.paypal.me/goddamnitshannon
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kenzie-no-mc · 4 years ago
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love is stored in the found family trope
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kenzie-no-mc · 4 years ago
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Just because I'm up thinking at 3:33am
Go ahead and reblog to share that wealth. Good morning, y'all!!!
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