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I’m disappointed that Will and Kate didn’t call their kid ‘of swag’. One day, we could’ve all been watching ‘King Of Swag’ on the tv making his Christmas speech. Am I the only one who would’ve loved that? 

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No idea. I never know why I'm in a good mood when I am to be honest. My moods change all the time. But I guess that's because I'm a teenager, isn't it? It might be. 

Why am I always in a good mood now?

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You'll love it here really soon, promise. Long time no see though, how have you been? I missed your face.

Dang. I just get here and I’m already going on a trip?! I could get used to this. Also, hi! I’m Selena.

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Be glad. Do you know what happened to me today?

No one has tried to prank me today.

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It's just so pathetic it makes me laugh. You're flawless, did you know that? This is why I love you, thank you so much, I just want to hug you right now and never let you go. I'm so glad to hear that! Literally forever, we need to see each other more.

Oh, Lord. I assure you a blog that spends their ‘valuable’ time bashing celebs - or attempting to - and calling everyone irrelevant is the last thing you should be worried about. You know you’re not a bully, I know you’re not a bully, and I’m pretty sure Ash has been getting those anons since before you showed up. I’ve been alright since the last time I’ve seen you, beauty.  Geesh. How long ago was that?

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I won't listen to them if you don't listen to all the crap you get. Deal? Are you serious? No way! He'd never do that and I'd never do it to you either. Look, even if the two of you broke up one day, which definitely won't happen, but let's just imagine it. What's the rule number one? Never date an ex of your friend. So I definitely would never do it. Screw what people think, I just want you to trust me. I didn't even realize it, pinky promise, I was just being friendly because he's an old pal of mine and all.

Don’t listen to them, yeah? I’m gonna be honest with you.. I was actually scared for a bit that Harry would leave me for you because you guys were flirting a little when you first got here and you’re so much prettier and just more perfect than me but I trust Harry and know he loves me. I don’t know who’s sending this shit to me and to the gossip blog but I’m convinced it’s not you.

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Of course it's not me. Why would I want to send you such terrible things? Because I'm "so thirsty for Harry"? Trust me, I'm thirsty for just one person here and it's definitely not Harry, I already said you guys are adorable so many times.

If it helps, I don’t really think it’s you.

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Just the thing for gossip or some shit. It looks like I can't have friends without being called thirsty. Probably my reason to bully Ashley is that I'm so thirsty for Harry. I'm actually laughing, it's whatever. How have you been though? I missed your face.

Who the hell is calling you a bully, Little KJ?

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Well, so apparently I'm a bully now? Wow, okay, thank you.

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"Exactly like us. " Kendall quickly winked at her sister, at least that's what she always liked to think, that her winks were actually winks, even though it looked more like a fly flew into her eye. "That's fabulous. Popcorn is life. I love sleeping bags," She tried to answer everything her sister was saying before she didn't catch up anything anymore and began to just nod along, listening carefully. She's known Kylie since she was born, for sure, but she couldn't remember the last time she heard her speak so fast, she didn't mind at all though. "No, it doesn't sound ridiculous at all, surprises are rad." She shrugged with a bright smile . "I'm always hungry, so we might have to call them later, we'll see." She quickly told her before another laugh escaped her lips. "Yeah, well, alright, but I swear Kylie, if I come there and something jumps at me out of nowhere," she said, trying to keep the serious tone of her voice and facial expression, giving her sister that I'm watching you gesture, "watch your back." Once she lost all the seriousness, she began to walk in the room Kylie pointed at slowly. When she got there, it was impossible not to notice that something was moving under a few covers. She already had an idea what it could be, but she didn't want to think anything before she sees it, so she just made her way to it, but even before she got there, it stuck out its head. "Blu?" Her jaw dropped happily when she saw one of her and Kylie's dogs. After a few seconds of staring, she ran to him, knelt down on the ground, basically taking him in her arms, and started to pet and tickle him. "Blu, How are you, boy?" She laughed as she gave him a long kiss on the forehead. "Kyls, I love you." She said loudly so Kylie would hear her as she got up from the ground. "But what? How? How did you get him here? Are you a wizard or something?" Kendall glanced at her and raised one eyebrow at her, the bright smile never leaving her face.

Doppelgangers || Kylie and Kendall

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That's the spirit!

If you’re sexy and you know it, put yo’ hands up in the air, put yo’ hands up in the air..

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I swear, I'm always late when it comes to songs. Well, if it's not One Direction or 5sos, for sure, I'm always just so quick to hear them. How are you though? Long time no see.

Trust me, at First I was hearing all over Facebook and was like, “What is this song!” And I never found out until a week later. haha so we can relate on lateness over songs. 

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Don't thank me, I'm just being honest. What an awesome name for a song. Nope, at least I don't think I have, but I'll make sure I fix that as soon as possible because all songs by Katy are amazing so I don't want to be missing out. 

Aw,thank you! and it’s  ”Dark Horse” by Katy Perry. You’ve never herd that song? 

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All I want is to have your voice. I don't know that song though, who sings it? 

Are you ready for,ready for, a perfect storm, a perfect storm. Cause once you’re mine..there’s no going back!

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It's not a problem though, is it? It's the weekend. Even if you slept the whole weekend, it would be alright.

I have failed at getting up this morning. I over slept and just woke up just now. 

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I'm full of great ideas, just don't get tired of me soon and you'll see. What kind of party though? Just a normal, random one or something creative? Like a pyjama party? Even though it's not really creative and it's for twenty year olds, but you get my point. 

Yes we should throw one, what a great idea!