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being a tennis fan means never remembering the difference between career grand slam, calendar grand slam, golden slam, career golden slam, calendar golden slam, etc., but believing your fav is going to win it all anyways

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Ben shoots for Vogue

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I have yet to be disappointed in an AppleTV series that I’ve watched up to this point. The writing and the stories actually intrigue me. Are they hoarding all the good writers right now? EXPLAIN

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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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happy Thursday the 20th

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old enough to have experienced fedal, young enough to witness the rise of whatever is going on between that long limbed italian dude and his ball of sunshine mediterranean twink. what a time to be alive

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your fave is problematic - Roger Federer edition

- lost his final professional set 6-0 to Hubert Hurkacz (I also would have retired after that tbf)

- favourite comedian is Rafael Nadal (you know what igonnacometoswisslandandplayanexhibitionmatch for your foundation)

- Wimbledon 2019, 8-7, 40-15 (sorry)

- cries watching movies on planes

- was once denied entry to the Wimbledon grounds despite having won it eight times because he forgot his membership card

- destroyer of Andy Roddick’s hopes and dreams but too nice for Roddick to hate him

- said that Rafael Nadal was his favourite doubles partner (over his WIFE)

- many, MANY regrettable hair choices

- it’s lucky he’s good at tennis and didn’t want to be an actor because his acting ability is questionable

- Swiss (has never made a decision in his life)

- injured his knee while running a bath for his kids (made of glass)

- absent father to Jannik Sinner

- biggest Fedal shipper out there

- 43 years old and still acts like a dork (we love him anyway)

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your fave is problematic - Rafael Nadal edition

- most typed sentence is ‘hola a todos’

- ombelible grasp of the English language

- can’t stick to one career (tennis player, golfer, underwear model, dad, helicopter pilot, Tony from reception, Roger Federer’s husband)

- won Roland Garros more than should be humanly possible (cyborg?)

- once said he didn’t want to look like he was going to be Roger Federer’s boyfriend and then subsequently leapt into Roger Federer’s arms at Laver Cup

- probably does his pre-serve routine in his sleep

- ugly crier (sorry)

- crusher of Daniil Medvedev’s hopes and dreams

- hairline peaked in 2005 and it’s all been downhill since then

- can’t watch his matches with the video off because it sounds very dodgy just listening to the grunts

- pioneered sleeveless shirts and no one has ever lived up to him

- once prank texted Andy Murray telling him he looked sexy during Andy’s romantic dinner with his wife

- doesn’t understand Stefanos Tsitsipas (same)

- basically only owns one working leg and still won 22 grand slams

(- this isn’t a roast but one time Novak Djokovic said he’d like to become Rafa’s underwear and that’s simply too iconic not to mention)

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"The destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young man" - wdym rests? He got crushed, absolutely flattened. Destiny turned that man into a pancake

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all smiles all smiles✨️🤍

Charlote Invitational Exhibition 2024, Carlos Alcaraz vs Frances Tiafoe

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I didn't realize that for both upcoming exhos, Carlos is the only non-American? Like, I knew for the NY one. But Charlotte too? It really do be like 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇪🇸 (I guess we've low key adopted him a bit? USO fans seem to love him)

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I PRAY FOR A SINCARAZ DOUBLE

Please AO 2025, make it happen!!! You are the happy slam for a reason!!! This will always be remembered as THE slam where love blooms (sincaraz) and old married couple committing crimes (novandy).

For anyone confused, AO confirmed that both Jannik and Carlos are playing for charity as well as Novak, Popyrin and De Minaur.

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carlos already signed up for laver cup next year? he wants to play a team sport so bad

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spanish tennis players are so right: vamosing every time something goes your way does feel good

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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

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novak djokovic found dead in a ditch after his 3 boyfriends rivals retired without him