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Casual reminder that we would be nothing without black trans women

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ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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Smut fic on AO3 always seems to have a way lower kudos to hits ratio than non-smut fic; because a larger percentage of people reading feel ashamed to attach their screen name to a kudos on an adult fic.

Which is a shame, really.

If you're posting smut, never let yourself be disappointed in the number of kudos.

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me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of an random fic

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Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

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(explaining polyamory to an american) okay so imagine a burger meal with fries nuggets and a beverage

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Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here

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sometimes i forgot furries aren't mainstream and a lot of people don't like them so i'll be talking 2 new people about something like furry-adjacent and someone will make a joke like "lmao so you're a furry" expecting a dramatic reaction but i'll say "i mean yeah sure" and people will be shocked and ask "seriously??? you mean like with an outfit and everything?" and i say no so they're like "so you draw furry stuff?" and i say no so they say "so you're just really into furry art?" and i'm like "well not really, just incidentally" and then they're like "okay actually you don't sound like a furry" and i'm like "hm......no i definitely am." by this point they've figured out i'm autistic and we go from there

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i have realized i failed to clarify that what i meant by "is faraday fine" is not "is he okay?" but "is this man fine as hell or" And i am sorry i wasn't more clear LMAO

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as someone with AuDHD i extremely vouch for this. two weeks ago, in prep for the tiktok ban, i impulsively deleted damn near all of my social medias. i deleted facebook, instagram, twitter, tiktok, etc. i have been, so bored. however, its forced me to do things that are more engaging that dont require my phone. im actually sitting and reading books again (which i havent enjoyed reading since middle school, and im 23 to put into perspective). I'm able to sit through an hour long youtube video or podcast episode without watching it on 1.5/2x speed. I can sit through a movie at home again. I'm slowly but surely rebuilding my attention span.

its cold here so i am working on the getting outside part, but once it warms up just a little bit, you bet ur ass im gonna be outside most days.

originally i was only supposed to be off socials for two weeks, which now my time would be up, but I am seriously considering just keeping them deleted. ive quite enjoyed the dopamine detox ive been going through.

also, how do i apply this to my work life? because since i dont doomscroll anymore, ive been picking up an insane amount of shifts at work. im so tired. i feel like ill die if i dont work a certain amount of hours to keep busy. how do i get my nervous system to realize taking an occasional break from work is absolutely okay and necessary. any advice for that aspect would be lovely.

Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

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curie does infact tell scythe twain towards the end of the first book "oh go glean yourself" this was something i IMMEDIATELY highlighted when i read it.

more scythe quirks that we don’t talk about enough

every single thing in curies life is purple. every fucking thing. the decor in fallingwater. her robe. the CLOTH SHE USES TO CLEAN HER BLADES. it’s all fucking purple and i think we need to talk about how she’s a Purple Person.

it is commonplace for scythes to tell each other to kill themselves. no it isn’t just goddard curie does it too but i think that’s in thunderhead sooo oopsies

after his first actual killing rowan almost howled. his bitchass had to convince himself not to howl. god that fucking weirdo

idk how it flew past me but rowan assumed esme had a crush on him for watching him intently. i say fuck that let little girls express their curiosity by just staring at shit. let the girls stare they don’t have mouths to speak with anyway

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WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME HOW MUCH OF A BANGER BOOK SCYTHE IS????????