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loaf with mama

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forget herding, hunting, retrieving, guarding, companionship. the REAL most valuable work a dog can do is when you accidentally spill food on the floor and you can just point at it and go "hey eat this."

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Show me the greatest photo of your cat.(Only one)

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We've lost some of the greatest posters of our generation to employment

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sisu does this! some people call it a “sploaf”

Or a seal

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“We’ve studied hundreds of cases across the country of Americans opening their wallets only to find nothing but cinders. Originally, we were hoping this was a sign of a comeback, but it turns out things are looking rather dire. This may be even worse than when money began fading slowly out of existence in 2008. At this rate, we fear that there may be no cash left by the end of Q3.” At press time, Kevin White urged Americans not to withdraw any money from their bank accounts, as they might suffocate in the sheer amount of ash.

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I’m doing the dishes

it’s a warm spring day

I watch out the window as my neighbours wiener dog wanders out into the garden in its little blue bandana

I stop, mesmerised.

It’s sniffing flowers — carnations, I think — for quite some time until it becomes excited by a bird overhead and bounces around to chase it’s shadow

the dog returns to the sunlit spot by the flowers and flops over, belly up, to bask in the warm light

“I want to be that dog” I say to myself. “I want to share with the world the peaceful joy that dog must be feeling right now.”

I try to take a picture; my zoom is not enough. I get weird and grab my pigeon-watching binoculars to get a better zoom, line my phone camera up with the lens. And I take one single, illicit, sleepy dog picture.

I hope the ends justified the means.

I bet that dog is having a really nice day.

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Shinx Atsume!

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dear nintendo/gamefreak: how much money do i have to give you to ensure that litten never stands up in its evolution process

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mood

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March 29, 2025 - Maplewood, MN

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Would you work in this board room? Are those thin things holding it up wires or rods? Even if it was hollow, it would still be heavy. I don't trust either one. (This company has it's own quarry, too.) Also note the 2 guys sitting at the end of the table, trying to get out of the way.

By The Davani Group, Seattle, WA - high end fabricators of stone, metal, and more.

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my new oblivion character, evil ass freak

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Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you