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Slugcats as Homestuck characters that I made in a fit of brainrot. Happy 413!

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actually I may expand on this but I don’t have enough energy to clean it all up so tell me which ones I should do an actual drawing/ sketch of

Slugcats as Homestuck characters that I made in a fit of brainrot. Happy 413!

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Slugcats as Homestuck characters that I made in a fit of brainrot. Happy 413!

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Head empty and all the devils are here

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"School doesn't prepare me for life, it just stresses me out"

You fool, life is stress

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I've started watching tennis to try and connect with my grandfather and it seems like you can only be a professional tennis player if the C's in your name are pronounced "ch"

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You can't say that any animal or easily personified object shouldn't do something on tumblr without summoning an army of people saying "LET THEM DO THE THING" without any regard for context.

Try it if you want

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Are people actually going to cinemas to see the Cats movie? That's not how it's meant to be enjoyed! It's meant to be enjoyed by sitting at home on your phone reading the reviews!

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I come to tumblr looking to hang out with the back alley rebel kids to see them yell at things just because they are basic

and then I see celebrity glow ups on 'popular tumblrs' and turn to tumblr and say You're just like everyone else disdainfully

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Me: :( Super Mario Galaxy music:  🎼 🌌 🌠 😄 🎇 ✨ 👩‍🚀 🌟 🤗 🚀 🌌 🤩 ⭐ 👨‍🚀 🛰 ✨ 🎆

Me: :)

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Breaking News! Heterosexual Man Refuses To Leave Walk-in Closet Because “That’s Gay”

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Ghost Theory:

Ghosts aren't strong enough to affect anything or even communicate with the real world unless they work together. Ouija Board with multiple people having their hands on it? At least as many ghosts.

Ghosts would only be able to do things if they all cooperate and agree to all do stupid stuff in the human world just for kicks, so a large scale haunting would require a lot of coordination and commitment to what are basically just practical jokes. With this theory I must conclude:

Haunted houses are ghost frat houses.

Thank you for your time.

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Yellow diamond looks like a Jojo character

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But what if I were to purchase fast food and convince myself I do my own cooking most days a week,

Hohoho, delightfully devilish University student,

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Satan 100% has his fingers in lots of pies in the beauty industry. So much evil, so much manipulation, all with a charming exterior. It's entirely his wheelhouse.

i am increasingly convinced that "feminine" deodorant smells are the dainty bathroom smells of satan himself and that they were created specifically to torment me in particular

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Every day I get more and more convinced that one of those Bill Nye parody accounts who just post random hot takes is actually Bill Nye

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All these porn bots follow me but none of them ever like my posts :(