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The Soos embody that "childhood friends who have witnessed every embarrassing moment in each other's life and are so used to each other's bullshit they don't question any of the actions the other does anymore" energy

And I have receipts for this:

Cale: *stops the Plaza Terror Invident and coughs up blood for the first time*

Choi Jung Soo and Sui Khan: *pops party poppers* congrats to our dongsaeng he did it! Now let's cut the cake

God of Death to Choi Jung Gun: they prepared the "Congrats Cale on Fucking Up Your Slacker Life Again" banner 3 weeks ago. Cale hadn't even planned on going to the plazza yet

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God of Death: Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated and Choi Jung Soo became a wanderer

Cale: of course they did I should have foreseen this

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Sui appears as a hawk beastman: sup

Cale: ........ damn it I thought you were gonna be a baby

Sui: missed you too <3

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Choi Jung Soo: *crashes from the ceiling right in front of his friends who have been looking for his fugitive ass for weeks*

Cale: oh we found him

Sui: *mild annoyance but not surprised*

Choi Jung Soo: hi guys

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Day 4: growth

5 down, 2 more to go.

I’m tired, but we’re almost there…

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Yoojin: “Anyways, I was definitely not going to put myself forward and would live quietly and comfortably.”

Me after having read 770+ chapters of TCF knowing exactly where this is going:

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ya'll don't know how much I'm obsess with this man that i just want to kneel and cry whenever i saw him

IM INLOVE PLS T.T , im a clopeh kinny after all

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ah yes, HIDE during the war

its okay cale, whatever bllsht you'll talk about. i will always bEliEVe in you

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YOUNG MASTER SILVER SHIELD!!!

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Just got this quest about geo dad and the man saying he's the richest archon-

I mean, Zhongli can produce mora on his own but he a broke bch now😭 and man didn't even think of saving some before exchanged his gnosis😀 I-

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Three Thousand Years

Pairing: Xiao x GN! Reader

Warnings: a pinch of uneeded angst but i said lemme just sprinkle it in i’m sorry i’m so tired rn

A/N: red xiao red xiao red xiao!! i read that the original red xiao was much more gentle and so i decided to play with his character a bit. sorry if it’s ooc, but idk i thought this was fun to write

inspired by the red/green xiao fic by @yostresswritinggirl​

Word Count: 2,355

When Zhongli showed up at the front door of yours and Ganyu’s shared home, it was safe to say you were worried. Especially since after he greeted you, he stated there was a situation that required your help quite urgently. Gold eyes looked down at you apologetically as he explained that something had happened to Xiao as a result of the traveller and him upsetting some old mage in Bishui Plains. Eyes wide with curiosity and mind running wild with the possibilities of what might have happened to your fellow Adeptus, you quickly followed Zhongli and the traveller to Wangshu Inn, ready to summon your weapon and fight. Above all, you were afraid that Xiao may have lost his fight to the demons and voices that roared and screamed in his head. Both you and Ganyu had seen first hand what karmic debt did to the strongest of Yakshas. Each step closer was another stab of worry that ran through your blood. You and Xiao were not the best of friends, more like good acquaintances. And yet, you found yourself in the company of the brooding Vigilant Yaksha when you did not want to seek out the Adepti in Jueyun Karst and your sister was busy. Though he was aloof and preferred the peace and quiet of Wangshu Inn, he made no complaints when you sought out his company on lonely nights. You knew, that deep down, the depths of your old heart, you had fallen for the Adeptus thousands of years ago.

“I must warn you, Xiao is not—” Zhongli began as the three of you stood on the balcony, your eyes darting around trying to catch sight of the Adeptus.

“Hello darling.” A gust of wind blew from behind and you whirled around, nearly screaming in shock at how close Xiao was standing to you. Your hands raised to press to his chest to push him away when you stopped short. Your hands were on his chest. 

His bare chest. 

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an adepti's wisdom

| [ zhongli x young adepti!reader ft. xiao ]

| summary: a wise man once said, "once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it," and you're one obedient child.

| it's cute, got a problem with that? fhskfj istg i can't get over xiao's dialogues :) | m.list

| words: 546

| warnings: zhongli being a grandpapa

"look, mister morax, the first snowfall of this year."

the archon's eyes followed the direction the young one was pointing at. indeed, snow scatters around the skies of liyue, slowly falling from above and descending unto the ground of rex lapis' beloved abode. he makes a humming sound as a response to the young adepti in his arms.

it has been a while since he took care of the young adepti, his very own creation, for he had tasked xiao in guarding for them while he busies himself with his archon duties. but none of his duties are enough to take his mind off of the young adepti he created with his own blood and power.

he watched as the adepti in his arms reached out their hand to catch one of the snowflakes but failed to do so. the pout on their face made him chuckle, standing up from where he sat with the adepti still in his arms.

"do you want me to help you catch snowflakes?"

"yes please!"

he can feel his heart soar with how their eyes sparkled with joy. soon enough, rex lapis had taken the young adepti to the top of qingyun peak just for the sole purpose of gathering snowflakes in their tiny hands.

"won't your hands get cold if you keep holding it like that?"

rex lapis kneeled to take a better look at the young adepti, curious eyes watching their little hands form the snow into a ball.

"mister morax, look at what big brother xiao thought me!"

rex lapis, much more curious than he was earlier, nodded to let the child continue.

no one can ever expect the young adepti to bite into the ball of snow, as if it's the most natural thing to do, and happily munch at it as if it taste as good as normal food.

"dear!"

rex lapis' concerned tone caught the attention of the adepti, looking up at him with snowflakes smeared at the corner of their lips. the archon covered their hands with his, stopping them from further taking another bite.

"yes?"

"why would you—ah," he stops, lowering his voice before continuing, "did big brother xiao really taught you this?"

the mere mention of the other adepti's name made the young adepti smile, nodding their head enthusiastically. rex lapis suddenly felt so bad for stopping them.

"yes! he said that once the snow is thick enough, we can eat them!"

"i—i see," he cleared his throat, gently taking the ball of snowflake from the young adepti's hand to hold them in his, "well, snowflakes can't exactly satiate your taste buds, can they?"

"oh, you're right, mister morax. indeed, it doesn't really taste like anything at all," the young adepti ponders.

"well then, why don't we get some real food, would you like that?"

"of course, mister morax!"

with their consent, rex lapis gathered their little body in his arms, hugging the young child to keep them warm.

he's going to have a word with xiao later.

on the other hand, at the roof of wangshu inn, xiao sneezed into his hands, while the other holds a balled up snow.

"adepti can't possibly be affected by the cold, can they?"

shrugging his concerns, he bites into the ball of snow.

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Cale: *Well I don't want to worry them and I can't tell them anything about my past life. Let's go with the least concerning thing.*

Cale: The God of Death said I was supposed to die.

Everybody: *Critical hit! KO! Clutches heart!*

Cale: *Nods, satisfied.*

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Turning point bish