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My favourite Fantasy High bit is encapsulated during the Mooner Yulenear episode where you have Adaine, Riz, and Kristen doing plot stuff with a bunch of 20+ Investigation, Arcana, and Religion checks, smash cut to “i have TWO hot chocolates” and “i huck a snowball at Gorgug”

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The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

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Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

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he’s so babygirl

He's an asshole and I love him dearly.

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I start replaying bg3 again... Gale is such a sweet little man

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Tubbo honey it’s just not worth it

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get em while they last, people

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Huh both Evan Kelmp and Riz Gukgak believe the only way to show their love for people is by being useful for them. Huh they're both played by people who normally DM games. Huh weird coincidence

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I love a good incorrect quote.

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"The art of a true wizard is to hang out, knowing that your students will get out there, and just fuck shit up all the time." ― Arthur Aguefort

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goose and gander