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does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious

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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

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horse in what appears to be an apple store alongside a person in a wheelchair who it seems to be accompanying this small horse is likely a service horse an honorable and important profession that this horse takes with calm determination and ease as it stoically stands among various devices and people or perhaps this is just a normal jobless horse who really wants a new iphone and begged its caretaker to get it one until they finally relented and brought it to the apple store

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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

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ius this real???

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something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

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Ratchet and clank hug

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Also you kind of look FTM but usually they are cute and you really aren’t. I wish you were trans 😔 maybe u are idk but to me you aren’t

BITCH?

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tumblr are you telling me something

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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We found a dog and had to improvise a leash

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's