kauriheart
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header from meeeee :3 hi, call me cat! (they/them) read my story boy https://q9gfm5x3.play.borogove.io/ and that's all you need to know about me
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kauriheart · 34 minutes ago
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kauriheart · 34 minutes ago
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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
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kauriheart · 1 hour ago
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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry
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kauriheart · 1 hour ago
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Doll girls & they’re all roommates. Which one’s ur fave?
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kauriheart · 1 hour ago
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Protect Momodou!
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Momodou Taal, Pro Palestine organizer, and Cornell University grad student, was recently suspended by Cornell without just cause. He will face deportation if the suspension is not reversed soon. Dr. Charisse Burden-Stelly, Dr. Layla Brown, and Too Black join together to discuss how you can help.
PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION!
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kauriheart · 8 hours ago
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Rejoice. Sal Skiesly if he was a drag queen
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(+ more doodles)
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kauriheart · 8 hours ago
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grow the FUCK up, stop reading imaginary baby fiction stoaries like your Ulysses and Dustoyeveskes, pull on your big girl panties and educate yourself with some Anarcho-socialist theory video essays on youtube, learn what the heck a dialectic is and then maybe-- and i honestly shouldn't have to educate you on this-- maybe then you'll understand why my stepbrother/stepsister erotic RP blogs have NOTHING to do with my principles as a family abolitionist.
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kauriheart · 13 hours ago
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kauriheart · 16 hours ago
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my husband and I have been playing a little game lately where we try to put each other in certain situations without being noticed and then show a picture of a kitten in the same situation and go "is this you?". this is how it goes
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kauriheart · 16 hours ago
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“no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot
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kauriheart · 16 hours ago
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kauriheart · 20 hours ago
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kauriheart · 1 day ago
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I know a lot of people find it uncomfortable and invasive but I actually kinda love my head being manhandled at the barber's. Every time they tilt my head or move me to one side I feel like a docile sheep about to have my winter coat shorn off by a well trained farmer with strong but gentle hands
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kauriheart · 1 day ago
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Hope for the democratic party?
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kauriheart · 1 day ago
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Planet fitness is offering free showers, wifi, and charging stations to first responders and residents in the LA area who've been affected by the fires btw.
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kauriheart · 1 day ago
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back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup
THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL
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kauriheart · 2 days ago
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Yo moma so stupid she DRACULA'S AMULET ATTACK 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿🇧🇷🇧🇷🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛
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