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Thank you for the new national symbol 🙂‍↕️

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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

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Yet another attempt at a redesign. I have problems.

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Alastor fanart I completed today on my long journey back home from the con 😭🤣

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Can i also point out how freaking funny is that Telemachus went on a "diplomatic" mission, only to return cosplaying as Athena to kill the suitors?

Telemachus: "im going to kill those bastards"

Athena: "no not dressed like that"

Telemachus: "ok better?"

Athena: "yes bitch slay"

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Got distracted and ended up drawing Lucifer in a dress today 🤷‍♂️ :3

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my favorite german teleporter :D

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A happy family💕

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Happy Holidays 😊

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This was meant to be a New Years post but I got busy and couldn’t finish this drawing until today 😭

Anyways! Happy New Years everyone! Here’s radioapple kissing 💕

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I drew a husky :3

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Chapter 42 of OSAS art! There were so many scenes I wanted to draw, but I wanted to get one out today, so here it is! I hope it looks okay X) @morningstarwrites

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Penelope like you come here after 20 years, I was waiting, and now you have the AUDACITY to imply I wouldn't love you anymore?? Okay then how about you take your bed and get the fuck out of her. Oh what's that, you can't do that? That's what my husband would say you idiot, you don't get to come back here after all this time and say you're not my husband how DARE you do that you think you're the only one who's been waiting you beautiful moron of course you're my husband of course I fucking love you I didn't wait all this time just for you to show up here and say that I don't, now stop asking stupid questions

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Actually obsessed with the change from the text in Would You Fall in Love with Me Again. In Homer, the tree-bed-thing was to prove who Odysseus is, but I love that here it's also proof for the both of them that's Odysseus is still the same man Penelope loves

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Antinous: 🎶Only the ocean and I will know~🎶

Poseidon: THE OCEAN!? *Wheezing Ichor Filled Coughs* HELL NO! LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!

Apollo: Please Uncle, you'll tear your stitches.

One Song Later

Ares: Athena, Imma be honest, I think I'm in love with him. I need him physically, emotionally, carnally. I need him in a way I've never needed a mortal before—

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Penelope is so funny to me personally. She’s been running a con. Her husband is covered in blood. Upon first glance the past 20 years have obviously had a harrowing effect on him. Her response is to immediately piss off this blood-soaked warrior

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Penelope: Would I fall in love with you again? Hmmm, well. Can you also move our marriage bed over there? Hmmm? What? I thought we were pretending to be stupid by asking the most idiotic questions.