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Scariest thing that can happen to a guy is your phone dies while you're using your front facing camera to take a picture of a weird rash and it uploads it to everywhere and sends it to everyone. Second scariest thing is probably Dracula attackula 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛
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can I please hit it from the back. with my righteous blade
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lame ass gadgetjob
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#ok well if youtube counts i watch watching minecraft youtubers when i was 7 or 8#but actual socmed uhhhhh. 12? 13?
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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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Barista ranking/thoughts of drinks of how much i hate you or hate making the drink you order
Iced cappuccinos, regular hot coffees, espresso - Probably a chill guy who doesnt gaf
iced coffees - Will complain if i dont put in exactly 5.85 pumps of sugar
iced cappuccinos but with a milk substitute - I understand most of the people who order this are allergic but also abnormally high volume of people who complain about "it not being the right color" ???
Hot coffees with anything more than 5 cream or 5 sugar - Individuals to be wary of
cappuccinos - Usually the nicest people
Hot lattes - Insane, sick, twisted, entitled individuals
Iced lattes - Same but to a lesser degree
Unsweet iced tea - Freaks who want me to die
Sweet tea - Chill
Macchiatos - Do you just want me to kill myself
Americanos - People who dont exist
Cold brews - Chill dudes who dont give a fuck but they dont play about their cold foam
#yep fully agree w this#tho hal you clearly havent experienced the hell of large americano extra espresso in drivethru
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hmmm shoukd i play game thats infamous for being vad and toxic or should i play a game that defined an era of games abd is still recognized as a masterpiece
thr thibg about being a stupid idiot is im seriously having to decide between playing league or half life
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Twilight Princess link: oh man i sure am lost in this dungeon, if ONLY thete was some sort of way to magically warp out of here
The magic boob chicken creature in his pocket:
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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
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