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Adolin "I trust my wife to tell me her secrets in her own time and know her lies aren't meant to hurt me intentionally" Kholin
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Adolin "swear an oath to me right the fuck now bridgeboy that you're not lying to my face about how sad you are or we're not best friends anymore" Kholin
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In which Zelda really wants to leave this stuffy, royal engagement to go look for fireflies with Link.
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calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever
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hes so cute i need to see him half dead havinf a violent mental breakdown on the floor
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I keep finding people reposting this book I made on different social media platforms so I figure I might as well post it here myself so I can get my meaningless tumblr points too
Just to be clear I am NOT sorry. I truly believe that the world needed this
Process vids on IG/TT/YT @ starlitbindery if watching 1 min videos of books getting rebound is your thing
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immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues
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social media has got twenty year old women thinking they have to be a "clean girl" at university with a morning routine and face masks and expensive water bottles and a 9pm bedtime. I am begging the world to let young women go through a crucial developmental stage of being disgusting messy little rats. for feminism.
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enough about my guts
it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!
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An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it
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Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast
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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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words are a playground and i am a steel slide causing new safety regulations to be put in place
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