katischuo

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inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand

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If you're American will you reblog this with where you grew up and wether or not they had sixth grade camp. I grew up in southern California and every class in sixth grade would take a field trip and go to a camp for a week and this is absolutely bewildering my wife cause she's never heard of sixth grade camp

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@1tzah

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Inktober day 11 - Wife <3

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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

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Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl

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To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

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"but there is something that happens when you are told you are too much. you begin to ask everyone, "how small would you like me?""

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ocarina of time zelda save me