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Sometimes I enjoy scaring men who try to be misogynistic towards me. Like the other day I was getting yelled at by my boss on a conference call for something that happened while I wasn’t an employee, just because I’m the one woman team lead in a field position.

So I asked why none of my questions I’ve asked since taking the position have been answered, and brought receipts. Then I opened the door to the conference room he was in (having driven to the office while he was ranting), disconnected the call, sat down, and continued rebut every one of his complaints while projecting the screenshots on the conference room wall while I looked this man dead in the eyes.

Meanwhile, my immediate supervisor (who had forgotten to mute) was snickering like a college freshman at a frat rush. Needless to say, I’m my immediate boss’ favorite hire.

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Do you like boyyssssssssss?

Things my homophobic pet boa constrictor whispers to me in my sleep

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cis people writing trans serial killers: im a man who puts on a dress to sneak into the bathroom and kill women

trans people writing trans serial killers: my catchphrase is "don't die wondering" and i give you cross sex hormones before i murder you

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It's weird that to this day a lot of people don't really get the difference between like. "this author is a bad person and the work is problematic" normal style and the much more intense "the author is an important figure in a hate group and actively uses her money and power and fame to take away people's rights, and is currently very successful at doing that"

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claiming "most trans women have autism", is actually transmisogyny. trans women are women; she has borderline.

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Blorbo for my shows, River to the sea, I gotcha.

Not condoning other stuff we don’t like him doing, but right now, as a trans woman in America with the current nightmare political climate and a sentient blowfish ready to consume us from the other side…

Joe Biden is Blorbo for my RIGHTS right now.

**WHO’S WRITING THIS FANFIC???**

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So if Matt Tumblr can randomly nuke accounts pointing out he’s a transmisogynist, let me just put a target on me now:

Hey, Matt,

I’m a trans woman, and your comments and actions are damaging and harmful.

This is supposed to be a safe space for us.

And you’ll never be Melon Husk, no matter how many of us you kill the accounts of when we call you out.

History may judge your actions, but I’m judging you now, and so are thousands in real time.

Cut it out, please, before this site becomes “Y” or something equally rediculous.

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Writing prompt:

You are a trans woman in a toxically masculine work environment. One day when someone’s comments are getting excessive, a short man comes to your rescue while showing you trans flag he has tattooed under his watch band. He hates having to perform this type of masculinity to pass, and you and he come up with the perfect plan to stop everyone harassing you and help him pass:

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So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1/2

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All my stupid powers just activated

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Writing prompt:

You are a trans femme lesbian several weeks from affirming surgery when you receive a call from your niece asking for the most lesbian thing you could possibly imagine… She and her girlfriend want to have a child, and you are the only person they can consider having donate the other genetic material for her girlfriend to get pregnant through in vitro to maintain some genetic relation for both mothers.

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#it’s just the SCP Foundation

An FBI Agent goes undercover in a cult only to realise that all the members are undercover agents from different branches

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I see a lot of “live, laugh, love” bumper stickers in the area I live in… The queers and the witches, and everything need a version of that.

Therefore, I propose “Thrive, Cackle, Fuck” for your consideration. I feel like it basically means the same things, but gayer, and substantially more witchy. 

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#how do you think he recharges?

hey guys if i seem inactive its cause this month I am traveling around europe and these people live in the olden-times, no wifi, warm water

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This is the funniest way you could've put it

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Disturb JK Rowling? I exist therefore she’s disturbed. Double damage bonus!

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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Them: Never meet your heroes.

Me: Meet your heroes, but don’t reboot a post of their art after looking at it under the noonday sun and totally missing the piece you ask a silly question about. THAT is truly devestating.