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marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

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Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

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when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

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every culture has a little dish that just translates to “we threw everything into that fucking pot we’re poor”

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It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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honestly one of the most evil things is when a character is popularly headcanoned as gay by fans and then creators give them a heterosexual love interest just to put a stop to it because they hate gay people so much they can’t stand to see them identify with characters they love or have any sort of happiness at all

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Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

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some friendly shapes

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You are going to struggle.

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did april even………………………happen

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Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney

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do y’all ever wonder if the greeks made up dionysus as an excuse to get absolutely fucking wasted

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Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking

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#character development

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Amazing artist ‘Saint Hoax’ took misogynistic ads from the 1950s and added Donald Trump’s sexist quotes. 

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Leo got into god knows what while he was outside today and got a small chunk of his leg scooped out (it looks like he was exploring debris we didn’t see the neighbor left in our yard while dad watered the plants). We have to rush him to the Emergency Vet Hospital and the neighbor is refusing to admit he left sharp shit in yard in the first place. So I have no idea how we’ll pay for this because it costs $100 up front 😣 Luckily Leo isn’t bleeding a lot and it probably isn’t going to result in anything too extreme but I feel crazy panicky.