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[kasumi-chan]

shitpost ramble

why r there so many planes crashing??????? Why???? They are all so sudden too like…, I smell something fishy idk

anyways uuuuu I like balls thats a lie no I don’t im lesbian

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hey

uhm

idk

I’m fucking insane help me mddnendmdnwjebsjwbwiwoqjqhawjahaisjsishisjsiwhwowoqjsbwgekfpgndbwgwkd,fofheg

Hawk tuah hghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghghghghghghghghghgh I need to go to bed bro what am I doing what the fuck

I said I was gonna go to bed early and look at me now

what the duck is wrong with my life I sit here and eat eat nom nom watch videos all day im such a fucking pp help I didn’t mean to put pp ahahahahah im keeping that i I don’t I don’t even n know anything bro im just a guy bro im just a guy smh😔😔😔😔

pray for me (im not religious)

[kasumi-chan]

my decent into madness

I wanted to write but I have nothing to write about so I’m just gonna blabber all that comes to my mind and see how deranged it gets.

I had this friend who was shitty and one of my really sweet friends is trying to find the good in her and excuse he for the things but after haveing a good chat with her I think she’s now realizing why 3 people no longer like the other girl after all of this so thats good

also I was looking at some random guys account and he had a bunch I of political things but they were like, him commenting or ranting on things that were such NON issues like do you have nothing else to do in your life but rant about deranged people??? I’m literally only on tumblr when I’m bored and all I do and write random shit because it’s fun like we need to stop treating some things soooooo seriously which is also why I wish TikTok was per a banned because I don’t care how some people used it for good it will never outway the unessesary crap that people post like misinformation, hate, brain rot, and even just minors posting on there and getting creeped on or just bullied. So yeah that why trump should keep it banned but also fuck trump cuz he’s doing horrible things to this country just out of greed and I don’t really care about anything else though like as much as I hate trump all of our options where bad but now im starting to think trump was the worst like god what is wrong with these freaking people

Hehe yeah nothing serious here just random ranting lmaoaowoaoao also I need more fic ideas so lemme know if you want a deranged fic written by an insane person also go check out my friend on my following they r rll cool👍

[kasumi-chan]

Biden x Obama revenge fuck

Following the event if the first one

“Trump, we need to head to jd fuck his name’s thing” Biden said as he walked toward elon musks room

“Trump?”

Biden gently opened the door.

“TRUMP?!”

when Biden opened the door, he saw Donald absolutely pounding Elon, like thrusting do hard it didn’t even look enjoyable anymore (how the fuck do people say gex????)

“J- Joe!…..It’s not what it looks like!!” Trump said frantically, pulling out of elon. “W- why?! Was it because you became president?? Did you only love me for my status?!? I.. I only ever loved you Donald….” Tears started forming in Biden’s eyes.

“No no! I just… I-“ trump stuttered, looking for an answer.

“Was i…too sleepy? I’m sorry I can’t help it! I always thought you would never shame me for my starting stages of dementia but… did you just use that to manipulate me?!”

“No joe! I’m sorry! I-“ before trump could finish (lol) Joe stormed off, running down the stairs of Elons giant mansion and into his limo.

as Joe drove off (not really he had a guy drive him Joe got into many car accidents when he drove because he was to sleepy, even though it killed six people he got pardoned by trump) he texted Obama and vented about trumps affair.

Obama told Joe to head over to Obama mansion and when he got there Joe walked in to see…

Obama shirtless??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??

”oh um hi Obama…” Joe said, his eyes looking away from Obama abs that he definitely has.

“Are you okay Joe…?” Obama said in a sweet tone, walking up to him putting his hand on joes cheek (face not ass) “Oh yeah im fine..” Joe sniffed, wiping the tears from his sore eyes

okay im getting bored so they are in Obama room about to fuck

“Are you sure you want this, Joe? I mean, after seeing trum-���

“Yes. This is what he gets for that. Now let’s fuck Obama”

Obama pushed Joe down on the bed, making out before Obama whips it out and smothers lube on Joe because he’s a soft boy then he smakes his ass before he fucks him hard

Obama tops Joe for some reason

Idk what wrong with me someone help

This was more angst then smut but im a lesbian I don’t know anything about men fucking

[kasumi-chan]

Elon x trump fic but it’s just the smut

elon was getting ready for some random event he was told to show up to for “politics” but he didn’t really care about it, the only reason he got into politics was cuz he wanted to get closer to his hubby,

Donald trump…

”hey bbg”

trump said as he walked into elons room

“Trump! Why are you here? Shouldn’t you be at the event?” Elon gasped, seeing his big backed orange cube head of a man waltz into elons room, wearing a suit….mmmm Elon couldn’t keep his composure. “It’s mainly for my vice president jb something I don’t know I forgot his name” trump said, walking closer and closer to Elon until he pushed him up against the wall

“But I wanted to see you…baby boy…” trump said in a gritty low voice that Elon loved so much.

then they started passionately making out, trump gripping elons ass and throwing him onto Elons bed, before ripping his pants of and flipping him over and then they fucked very hard and rough

the end

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balls

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