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POOKIE EATS KARROT....TW ANGST (EMOTIONAL 💔)

LORE UNDER THE CUT...

KARROT LEFT POOKIE BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT SOON HE WOULD TRANSFORM INTO HIS FINAL FORM AND HE DIDNT WANT POOKIE TO SEE HIM THAT WAY...POOKIE WAS SO SAD THEIR FACE WAS GOING SKIBIDI...THEY WENT FOR A WALK AND SAW A CARROT (THAT WAS ACTUALLY KARROT) ON THE FLOOR...THEY SAY TO THEMSELF "OH! THAT REMINDS ME OF KARROT...!" AND THEN ATE IT...THE END.

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KARROT: WHAT the FUCK.

POOKIE: thats hot lokwy

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

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kussy

anyways idk whats going on ive got pages written im js waiting for sy to draw em but i dont wanna pressure them and they also like have a job so 😪

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they say tone tags out loud (both of them)

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day 1 of sobbing because it didnt even take a full day for them to notice

yaoi

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day 1 of saying canon stuff about pookie and karrot and progressively getting ever-so-slightly more spoilery till sugaryouth notices

pookie and karrot met on roblox

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shhh hes playing the hit new splatoon 3 dlc (hes been stuck on the first level for 9 hours)

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karrot got his playlist leaked so pookie gets theirs too

mwuahahahhaa.... -sy

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karrot playlist leak

take from this what you will... -sy

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real convo me and hb had

HB: do you like the song i added to the karrot playlist...:3 SY: uhh check2 SY: CARROT FOR A COCK... HB: :) SY: WHAT. HB: HAHA SY: WHAT THE FUCK HB: BAHAHAHAHAHA SY: HOW II2 THAT A 2ONG HB: its a song about SY: NO FUCKIING WAY THAT2 REAL. HB: a kid who slipped and fell when trying to make a snowman HB: and accidentally made the carrot a cock instead of a nose HB: :3 HB: its the biggest cock on the block SY: .... HB: pls HB: listen to it bro SY: that2 iit iim po2tiing thii2 on the tumblr. SY: STOP SY: IM NOT LII2TENIING TWO THAT HB: PLEASE SY: lii2ten two my a22 ii2 a dumptruck on karrot2 playlii2t then ill lii2ten two carrot for a cock. HB: STOP I HB: "NEXT TIME IT SNOWS YOULL ALWAYS KNOW HES CUMMING ON YOU FROM ABOVE" WHAT. SY: ... SY: WAJJAHJHTHTT SY: WHAT HB: also ok bet SY: my a22 ii2 a dumptruck !!!! /lyr HB: listens to it HB: oh man HB: whoever wrote this SY: iit2 great ii know HB: is a lyrical genius SY: ii love the nar22ii2iit cook book... SY: hii2 2ong2 r 2o funny SY: anyway2 thii2 convo ii2 beiing iimortaliized on the taokv tumlbr HB: this song is HB: scary HB: NO PLEASE

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pookie

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I AM SO FUCKING SCARED OF PINTRESTS RECCOMENDATIONS TO MY POOKIE BOARD.

IM TERRIFIED.

-SY

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mcdonalds au 💔

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workin hard or hardly workin as i always say