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It’s moments like this - on Khloe’s Instagram story - that you’re reminded what the whole situation IS, and wonder what their lives REALLY are. Also - who are THEY, REALLY? #simulacrumsaturday #bts #casualbreakfast #greatplacesettings #whatisthatdudesname #dotheyknowhim #heknowsthem #iphonecamera #fancycamera #socialmedia vs #nationalbroadcasting (at Lights Camera Acting)

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A prevailing theory supported by ample evidence: Kim has a sincere passion for eating, and her intuitive/healthily indulgent relationship with food is what caused her bod to be so rad in those pre-surgery years, and she only pretends to care about exercise so much to pander to the patriarchy’s demand that women demonstrate vigilance about their fitness, but the real truth is she doesn’t reallllly give af! In other words, Kim Kardashian could have been an icon of guiltless eating and body positivity in a much larger, more revolutionary way! Kris, this was an untapped angle and a missed opportunity to incite a literal movement. How often do we see girls eating whatever they want on TV and clearly feeling great about it? #theorythursday #kimk #nofuckstogive #ownitmore #plz #bcitscoolaf #cupcakes #smores #chocolate #poptarts (at Eat & Enjoy)

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Brutal Honesty and The Dialectics of Friendship #Aristotle #friendshipofvirtue #dialectics #pregnantkim #harshlol #shelovesitho #thickskin #signofconfidence #truecloseness #gaybestfriendrealness #legittouching #🥚 (at Reminiscing)

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#shoutoutsunday obviously goes out to @kyliejenner who just broke the internet with her big news of a baby girl! It’s our hope that at some point today, Kylie will enjoy a moment of reflection about how she was - not so long ago - the perpetually bewildered baby of the fam (and occasional unsuspecting pawn in fights between her big sisters) AND NOW she’s the richest one, with the most hyped pregnancy of them all! Congratulations King Kylie - we’re pretty sure your baby is gonna know what Cartier means before she’s even reached the verbal stage of her development #babies #agrowingdynasty #breaktheinternet #thesequel #fromonebabytoanother #fuckthesuperbowl #amirite (at Hello Baby.)

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Due to the Kylie-hangover our country is collectively coping with this Monday morning, there’ll be a pause on all titles and themes for the duration of today. I’ll let the #mvp do what he does best and express what we’re all low-key thinking. Additional thoughts forthcoming from Calabasas University Press! #supkendall #jk #kendall #lezbehonest #thislesbianiswaitingonanotherkindofannouncementfromu #rememberthesuperbowl #meneither (at Superbowl Stadium)

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On today's #turnuptuesday we present one of our all time favorite KJ moments: when she whips out of nowhere that she got fucked on the back of a private plane while it was on autopilot! That’s pretty dark, Kris! We knew you wore many hats, but Kinky Nihilist might be the best one. #milehighclub #butlikenoonewasflying #jesustakethewheel #ifustareintotheabysstheabyssstaresback #sexanddeath #darkthotkrismoment #wildho #udidthatkris #kinkynihilist (at Risky Behaviour)

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#shoutoutsunday goes to Storm, the trainer Kris had a crush on in one episode of season 5; shout out also to his necklace, and his hair. Storm, you are one of numerous bewildered normies who somehow stumbled into the show and ended up low key functioning as props for staged but nevertheless entertaining storylines. You're clearly good-natured, and we like that. To us...you're a star. (s5ep9) #takenbystorm #couger #thebewilderednormies #extremelyforcedstorylines (at Barry's Bootcamp)

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An Inventory of Every Single PR Nightmare that Kris Jenner Has Spun into Success/a Storyline, and How Her Strategies Could Be Applied to Life (s1ep1) #reallifeapplications #damagecontrol #thepowerofnarrative #howtowinfriendsandinfluencepeople #howtodefyshameandbuildanempire #udidthatkris (at Resilience for Life)

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Appropriating Surveillance: Kardashian Self-Documentation and Exposure In the NSA Age of Paranoia, Complicity and Resistance (at PrivateJets.com)

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#shoutoutsunday goes to Storm, the trainer Kris had a crush on in one episode of season 5; shout out also to his necklace, and his hair. Storm, you are one of numerous bewildered normies who somehow stumbled into the show and ended up low key functioning as props for staged but nevertheless entertaining storylines. You're clearly good-natured, and we like that. To us...you're a star. (s5ep9) #takenbystorm #couger #thebewilderednormies #extremelyforcedstorylines (at Barry's Bootcamp)

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#fbf to when kylie had to explain her lips for the first time and the fleeting, awkward, probably staged interview served as initiation into her new life as an official Kris Jenner Media-Trained Kreation. Welcome to the big leagues, Kylie!! (s10e9) #cuetriumphantmusic #royaltyfreerealityshowmusic #extremelyforcedstorylines #itscoolsheownedittho (at LipService)

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The Sad Clown: Humor as a Primary Defense Mechanism in Alcoholics, A Qualitative Study (s4ep10) #weluvuscott #mvp #notmakingfunofalcoholism #notalaughingmatter #wearetrulyrootingforu #rootingforthelord (at TAO)

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It Takes a Village: Communal Parenting Across Generations in the Kardashian Klan [s9ep12] #masonsmanymoms #modernfamily #shulamithfirestone (at The Progressive Family)

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On #weloveuwednesday we celebrate the little things we love about our favorite family. Here's to #KimK's iron fist 💪👊 #actuallylooksreallyintense #dontbefuckingrude #smallbutmighty (at Hardcore)

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Masters of Self-Invention: Tracking The Kardashians' Aesthetic Evolution as their Luxury Images Elevated (s9ep5) #thxkanye #juicyjumpsuits #to #yeezytracksuits (at World Class)

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Misguided Mystics: Why Do High Status Families Develop Co-Dependent Relationships with Questionable Spiritual Leaders? An Integrated Case Study of The Romanov Family's Thing with Rasputin and The Kardashians' Attachment to Their Numerous Pastors #somanypastors #butwhydouneedapastorwhenuralreadygod (at Enlightened Experiences)

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It's time for an #fbf! No frills to our Fridays, friends--just good ole Kardash flashbacks to induce nostalgia for the family that never lets you forget them. Remember the time Kourtney and Kris got into a huge debate about normative marriage while both wearing full tuxedos??? (S6ep4) #queeringthekardashians #luvukourt #pastorkris (at Love is Love)