kanyeismyenemy

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I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

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met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

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My favourite part of the new Ethel Cain album is definitely the vacuum on Etienne

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

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Bronze age ship discovered

look inside

made of wood

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US border patrol hates to see me coming

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My creative writing teacher will be hearing about this

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how come?

we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane

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Dude I knew him for two weeks and then we were making out to my favourite song how does this happen?

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we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

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Red Bed

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life