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US border patrol hates to see me coming

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My creative writing teacher will be hearing about this

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how come?

we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane

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Dude I knew him for two weeks and then we were making out to my favourite song how does this happen?

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we know you only draw dicks for clout bro. you dont really know what dicks are

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Red Bed

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

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if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

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This genmoji shit is insane

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Hey guys, just so you know- the kill all men messaging is really great and fun in theory, it is the reason this happened and you need to understand that ❤️❤️

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💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

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When is Trump’s presidency going to be over?