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[kanowthepiggy]

YUO STEALIN MY SCHTICK!!! CARLI GAB ME SK8BOR!!!

Hapmter meet gunei pig

A pleasurure,,, nice meeting you gummy pie

[kanowthepiggy]

I'll haf to tell The King that his polite lessons are workin then! He sayed I'm a bully, but it's only when I get too hungr. N people always misunderstand that I wanna fite them. I only fite with friends (and enemies I guess,,,,) cuz I like em and fightings the most fun thing you can do!

You can ride me! But ya better make it fun and take me somewheres Kool!!

@kanowthepiggy

Let's go

[kanowthepiggy]

A course!! Imma guinea piggy!! That means I'm bigger n stronger than any ol Hamper! Course I only get to eat plants cause I'm a herbivore, which limits my snacc options. Names KanOw the ultimate gymnasty!!

You can ride me! But ya better make it fun and take me somewheres Kool!!

@kanowthepiggy

Let's go

[kanowthepiggy]

I like you!! Im a henchman 4 King Tanker, b ill hench 4 you on the side if u want!!

You can ride me! But ya better make it fun and take me somewheres Kool!!

@kanowthepiggy

Let's go

[kanowthepiggy]

*charges ahead full speed, breaking through windows and walls, leaping across ravines, doing gymnastys etc.*

You can ride me! But ya better make it fun and take me somewheres Kool!!

@kanowthepiggy

Let's go

[kanowthepiggy]

Yer gettin me fired up!!! Who do I needa bust the head of??

despair will never win,, we all just need to have hope,,,!

[kanowthepiggy]

Hell yeah!! This flippin awsum!!!!!!11

Need to find some ppl to hang with,, Cravin that sweet sweet socials. Is it cuz I always trynna fite or wut? BE MY FREN COWARDS

[kanowthepiggy]

Sk8boars sound super fun!!! Uh, one problem,,, dunt have sk8bor

Need to find some ppl to hang with,, Cravin that sweet sweet socials. Is it cuz I always trynna fite or wut? BE MY FREN COWARDS

[kanowthepiggy]

Carli Carli!!! You fun lil hammy. Wut we doin grrrl?

Need to find some ppl to hang with,, Cravin that sweet sweet socials. Is it cuz I always trynna fite or wut? BE MY FREN COWARDS

[kanowthepiggy]

If that day ever comes that u need help of Ultimate gymamnasty, let me no I got ya back hooman

YOU THAR!! You smell like suhthin tasty *sniff sniff sniffsniff*

@kanowthepiggy

i am literally just a girl

[kanowthepiggy]

THAT IT! THAT WUT I SMELL!!! POPATO CHSPS!!! POPATO CHSPOS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH

WHEET WHEET WHEET WHEET WHEET WHEET WHEET

YOU THAR!! You smell like suhthin tasty *sniff sniff sniffsniff*

@kanowthepiggy

i am literally just a girl

[kanowthepiggy]

ARGH--!!

Hrgck-!? I ben defeat??? Nononono,,,

Imma train harb and get a rmatch hmaper! Thax 4 the gud fite!

JJUMPSSON UOU GAGAAAAHAHAHA YAYAAYAUAYYAYAYAAYAYAYUAUAUAUAUAUWYAYQYAY

HAR HAR! Ready 4 a challenge??? Im all FIRED UP!!!

[kanowthepiggy]

Girl? No no, you hooman. Hooman haf snacc. Gib plz

YOU THAR!! You smell like suhthin tasty *sniff sniff sniffsniff*

@kanowthepiggy

i am literally just a girl

[kanowthepiggy]

YA! You use stick! I super strong!!! I will bite thru stick wif powerful teefs

JJUMPSSON UOU GAGAAAAHAHAHA YAYAAYAUAYYAYAYAAYAYAYUAUAUAUAUAUWYAYQYAY

HAR HAR! Ready 4 a challenge??? Im all FIRED UP!!!

[kanowthepiggy]

Hmm,,, dis game hrd,,, I get you next round!

Boss, I'm lonely! Gimme a mission or something

Or just sum cuddles

(or snacc??)

@kanowthepiggy

msiom: conect for best 2/3 yio wunt beat me

[kanowthepiggy]

Boss, I'm lonely! Gimme a mission or something

Or just sum cuddles

(or snacc??)

@kanowthepiggy

msiom: conect for best 2/3 yio wunt beat me

[kanowthepiggy]

IM ALL FIRED UP! UR MY KINNA BOSS!!!

*starts chewing on a piece*

Boss, I'm lonely! Gimme a mission or something

Or just sum cuddles

(or snacc??)

@kanowthepiggy

msiom: conect for best 2/3 yio wunt beat me