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Me: *loves playing as Junkrat* Also Me: *investigates Junkrat's quotes after getting a 4k in No Limits*

One of his quotes; when he kills Cassidy using his ultimate:

"Knocked you out of the saddle, eh? Bit of a spur in the rear, eh?" (against Cassidy using Deadeye)

Me: ......... :|

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I have a question... regarding Pharah's 'Hades' skin... if Pharah is Hades in this case... and she references Persephone in, at least, one of her voice lines with the skin.

"Persephone was right. I needed to unwind."

But who is Persephone in this situation? Is it Mercy? Is Blizzard alluding to PharMercy in this case? Like I'mma need Blizzard to run back the Greek God stuff with new skins... and one of those skins being of Persephone.

Also, I say at least because she does have a voice line when she gets the final blow against a 'Zeus' Junker Queen where Persephone is mentioned. But that one is specific to what skin an enemy as equipped -- whereas the first one is just specific to Pharah herself getting a kill streak.

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I don't know why... but Mercy saying "Gesundheit!" when she gets an elimination greatly amuses me xDD

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When you are playing as Kiriko and you kill an ulting Genji...

Me: sorry, Genji, no dragon.. only fox. :)

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LET'S GO!!!!!!

I JUST GOT MY FIRST ACTUALLY SEMI-GOOD POTG WITH KIRIKO

AND I GOT IT AFTER I GOT THE AMATERASU SKIN!!!! :DD

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@multibg (for Mercy) liked this (xx) for a voice line based starter

"Whatever Genji said about me having a bowl cut.. its a lie." Kiriko proclaimed, adjusting her ponytail. She totally definitely didn't have a bowl cut when she was younger. Nope. Absolutely not.

"Also, any 'pictures' that he claims that he has of me are just photoshopped."

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Me: *playing Kiriko in No Limits on a team of all Kiriko on the Shambali Monastery*

Enemy Team: *has a Bastion that got a 4k with ult as the game is getting into overtime*

Me; the only one who survived: welp... time to stall this payload.

Me: *proceeds to just wall climb around the payload, do some damage, and stall the point 1 v 3 against 2 Ramattra's and a Bastion until my team respawns again*

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Starter Call

Hit the little heart and I'll make a starter using / based off Kiriko's in-game voice lines.

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I just had the most interesting interaction with Kiriko's teleport + a Sombra translocating on Numbani ....

I went to teleport to a Sombra after they had used emp and I was gonna teleport and suzu (since there was a Queen on the enemy team). But the Sombra translocated away AS I pressed the button for swift step, and instead of me ending up where the Sombra was. (Which was on the payload with an enemy Queen and Bastion around.) I instead swift stepped into the Sigma Bot Couture building (where the Sombra had placed their translocator).

Like... the timing of everything was fantastic -- because looking at the replay of the game.... and I pressed the button to swift step AS the Sombra pressed the button to translocate back to safety.

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Me; as Zenyatta on Circuit Royal: Hmm.. I wonder where the Genji is? Genji: "I need healing" Me: *looks and sees he's crouched, hiding in a corner* Me: ........... >_>

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Me: *watching this after it was released* Me: *seeing One Punch Man Doomfist* WHAT???? AM I DREAMING??? THIS IS A FEVER DREAM?????? RIGHT?????? Me: *later on and stilling seeing that OPM!Doomfist is indeed real* ....... *absolutely flabbergasted*

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Me: *looking through Junkrat quotes*

One of the Quotes:

"Your magic death beam privileges have been rescinded." (against Moira using Coalescence)

Me; cackling: 'magic death beam' xDDDD THAT'S IT!!!!! I'M ONLY REFERRING TO COALESCENCE AS A 'MAGIC DEATH BEAM' FROM NOW ON!!!!!! XDDDD

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Can I just say... these three interactions with D.Va are my top favorites that I love to hear when I pick her / have her on my team:

Reaper: ...What? What's your problem? D.Va: There's something off about your vibe. Reaper: I don't have a... "vibe". D.Va: Oh, that's what it is!

...........

Widowmaker: You claim you are skilled. That remains to be seen. D.Va: What's that? You're hiding so far in the backline! I can barely hear you!

............

D.Va: I saw you on a wanted poster with a cute guy! Ashe: *sigh* Tell me you don't mean Cassidy. D.Va: Ew, no! The tall one with the little hat! Ashe: Oh, Bob. *chuckle* I'll tell him you said hello.

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I just had a classic case of 'Overwatch players don't know how to look up' as I avoid a Ramattra that was trying to get me as Kiriko ... and I climbed up a wall / used a ledge to dodge them.

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Me: *sees that one of the game modes in the arcade is assault / 2cp maps*

Me: eww gross... *clicks on no limits instead*

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When you are playing as Sombra and you literally befriend the enemy Lucio

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When you're off your game as Sombra in a game in the arcade... when suddenly the enemy Widow is straight up toxic to you in match chat

I did nothing else the rest of the game until we capped the point but hard focus the Widow (they even went Sombra ;; and I still hard focused them) ... and attempt to back cap the payload :)