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me when i spend a long time drawing something that really does not look good at all and is honestly too ugly to want to share with anybody but i still recognize that it was worth the time and effort because i still gained practice and experience from it that will contribute toward improving my skills
[ID: a doodle of a person slumped over a drawing of a flower, giving a thumbs up with big wet eyes and a pained expression.]
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me when a movie is bad: 馃憥
me when a movie is good: 馃憤
me when a movie is mediocre:
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In The Incredibles, Bob鈥檚 boss carefully adjusts the orientation of a document on his desk while he scolds Bob. The document is only partially visible, but a careful observer can read the following text:
Memo: Policy Notification To: Employee From: Gilbert Hugh Due to financial cut-backs, you will now be expected to self-expense all office supplies, including but not limited to: pencils, erasers, pens, paper, stationary, folders, staples, paper clips and photocopies. All parking will now be metered by the hour. electricity consumption and all telephone charges will be deducted from your paycheck. The Board of Directors wishes to thank you for your selfless sacrifice through this time of financial uncertainty. It is because of you, the employee, that Insuricare has recorded the highest profit in years. Remember, a successful company makes for successful-
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From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:
Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.
Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.
Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.
Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily
Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don鈥檛 obscure the view!
If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.
Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom
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honey i understand that you're in heat and you made it very clear that you wanted "cock for breakfast" but the best i can do right now is french toast, i'm sorry
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LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand
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Namib Sand Geckos: these nocturnal geckos have biofluorescent markings that emit a bright, neon-green glow when exposed to the moonlight
This species (Pachydactylus rangei) is found only in the Namib Desert, which stretches across Namibia, Angola, and South Africa; the geckos typically inhabit the arid, coastal region known as the Skeleton Coast.
In order to escape from the blistering heat of the desert, they use their webbed feet to burrow down into the sand during the day, and then emerge only at night, when the temperature has finally dropped. The webbing on their feet also enables them to run more easily across the dunes.
Namib sand geckos are covered in translucent scales, but they also have a strangely colorful appearance, as the colors/shades of their circulatory system, spinal column, internal organs, and optical membranes remain partially visible through the skin, producing various shades of pink, dark blue, purple, magenta, orange, and yellow.
They also have several distinctive markings running along their lower flank and encircling their eyes; these markings are known to fluoresce when exposed to UV light (including moonlight), emitting a bright, neon-green glow.
Some researchers have theorized that the biofluorescent markings may act as a signal to other geckos, allowing them to locate one another in the vast, desolate expanse of the desert, as this paper explains:
The fluorescent areas of聽P. rangei are concentrated around the eyes and along the lower flanks. This positioning is practically invisible to predators with a higher perspective (e.g. birds and jackals), but highly conspicuous from a gecko鈥檚 perspective. As聽P. rangei is sociable but generally solitary, and occurs at low population densities, such a signal might serve to locate conspecifics over greater distances ...
Encounters in聽P. rangei might serve purposes beyond mating opportunities: as the Namib desert has extremely low precipitation, fog is a key water source for its flora and fauna. Fog condenses on the bodies of the geckos, and they lick it from their faces. In husbandry, we have observed individuals licking water from conspecifics, taking advantage of a much greater available surface area.
Additionally, after short periods of isolation, the geckos run to meet each other. The combination of vital hydration with socialisation might reinforce signals that enable such meetings, and the cost of visibility to predators with higher vantage points, might constrain the signals to regions best visible from eye-level and below.
The Namib sand gecko is the only terrestrial vertebrate that is known to use an iridophore-based form of biofluorescence (you can find a more detailed explanation of that mechanism in the article mentioned above). The fluorescent dermal markings are also unique to this species.
Sources & More Info:
Scientific Reports: Neon-green fluorescence in the desert gecko Pachydactylus rangei caused by iridophores
Animal Diversity Web: Pachydactylus rangei
Dr. Mark D. Scherz's Blog: A Neon-Green Glowing Gecko!
Australian Geographic: Skeleton Coast - Namibia's strange desert dwellers
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october 3rd: this isn鈥檛 so bad. it鈥檚 only 60 degrees out, we鈥檙e losing daylight but the earlier sunsets just make the falling leaves more beautiful, and the holidays are just around the corner. i鈥檓 definitely not going to get severely mentally unwell this winter!
december 14th:
#it gets dark at 4:30 here#not just that but we have long sunsets#by 11 am the suns starting to go#barfing spiders and muck indeed
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non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually
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winter forest in dawn, zhangjiakou, hebei province in china
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what if your doppelg盲nger wasn鈥檛 evil it was just a person. what if your doppelg盲nger wasn鈥檛 trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelg盲nger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
#this is just having a little sibling#you watch them struggle with the same parents you did and your heart aches
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