kaminokilljoy
SWALLOWED BY THE WOMB OF DEATH
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kaminokilljoy · 3 hours ago
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Zoozve, my beloved
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kaminokilljoy · 3 hours ago
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Tumblr on the Seven Seas
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🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow
Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
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No wenches?
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Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
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AHOY???
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Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
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nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠
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everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
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Really makes you think
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this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
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honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
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mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
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աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?
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no thanks
🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
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i have drowned at sea
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i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
💦 longjohngolder Follow
girl its not that deep ☠
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to YOU. i just get it
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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow
honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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🦜 pollypockets Follow
SQUAWK
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
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CA-CAW
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the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
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i think i hauve scurvy
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🌊 swabmydick Follow
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205
wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
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i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
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op killed them
🌊 swabmydick Follow
even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠
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kaminokilljoy · 3 hours ago
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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing
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11/22/2010 🕷️⚡️ Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys is released, the fourth studio album by My Chemical Romance
Photos: Scans from the California 2019 Special Edition boxset, with art direction by Ellen Wakayama, Matt Varnish, and Gerard Way, and photography by Neil Krug and Greg Watermann.
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kaminokilljoy · 3 hours ago
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girl who develops a god complex and changes her pronouns from she/her to She/Her
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kaminokilljoy · 3 hours ago
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haters jealous of my vivid imagination
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kaminokilljoy · 3 hours ago
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probably similar size but they are small and black
does anyone know what those scary ass birds with really long feet are called
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kaminokilljoy · 6 hours ago
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no like theyr small and they have really long legs like the ones in the DAMNNNN!!DAAAAAAAMNNNN!!!
does anyone know what those scary ass birds with really long feet are called
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kaminokilljoy · 9 hours ago
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the author's barely disguised. you can tell it's just them in a fake mustache.
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kaminokilljoy · 9 hours ago
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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kaminokilljoy · 9 hours ago
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uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
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kaminokilljoy · 9 hours ago
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kaminokilljoy · 9 hours ago
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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
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House M.D. | 5x16 The Softer Side
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