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I hope Violet and Cyprian had some time to catch up and relax before the storm🥺💔

Final couple who won 4th place on the best couple polls!!! ✨✨

Thank you for 300 followers on tumbler!!! 🥹💕

(they got 4% on tumbler and 0 VOTES ON TWITTER💀 ) but I think they deserve to be second place with Sandy and Philip🥺💕💕!!

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to moving forward

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I'm keeping this saved onto my tumblr account because I personally adore it & am proud of my brain for conjuring it: Phillip is the only stuffed toy Visander needs.

(context: someone said Visander would be upset bc he asked Phillip for a unicorn & Phillip got him a stuffed toy unicorn)

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oh damen we’re really in it now.mp4

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I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when Laurent was picking out his chiton because I need to know if somebody brought that to him as a sincere option or if he had to request it.

Like one minute this poor Akielon attendant or what have you thinks he's going to get eviscerated for suggesting this tightly laced Prince show some ankle and the next Laurent is like "And how much thigh can I justifiably have out?"

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Visander decided Halloween was everyday when he took over Katherine's body

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To authors of queer books with subtle covers: MWAHHH [Authors of any good books deserve hugs & kisses tbh]

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“I didn’t know if I could pass as your brother” did not age well.

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Let’s try to be normal!

(Novitate trio gets mentioned) Aw dang it.

(The other Novitate trio (iykyk) gets mentioned) Aw dang it.

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“They had taken James's jacket, they must have taken it off since the handcuffs were still on his wrists. On his torn white shirt there was a flower of blood that extended over his left shoulder. James was waiting for him with a totally provocative pose.”

I'm so obsessed with drawing James, he's so babygirl 😭😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

WIP

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Visander: Devon still loves me, he promised! >:( Violet, who overheard the conversation between Devon & Tom while Devon borderline gave the latter head: mhm, likely story

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You gotta be a team player, James

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A list of all the kinks Will discovered he liked during his hot girl summer in Italy:

1. Necks

2. taking care of James when he’s tired

3. Collars & leashes

4. Blondes

5. virgins who stayed chaste because the dark king was coming for them

6. making sure no one else touches James

7. bossing James around

8. bossing everyone around

9. James looking slightly mussed

10. James showing off

11. James coaxing his power out of him

12. James, basically

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Homophobia is so funny to me bc like

Why do you think that having a bigger dick is better? Why do you care about other mens dicks? Why do you think about dicks?

Why are you upset that men suck each others cocks do you want to try?

Why you upset two men are holding hands? Do you wanna join in?

Funniest thing ever

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I may be mentally ill about the Novitiate trio, but did y'all know Im also ill about Zander Netherbrand?

Hes a goober

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I love being part of the DR fandom.

Some days you're making sophisticated theories and headcannons

Other days you're talking about how Sarcean's & Anharion's respective sperms won the race to fertilisation