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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

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Saanko esitellä: Merenneito ja käänteismerenneito perheineen

Mermaid and reverse mermaid family. Art by Joyce Lee

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Kaveri piti viikonloppuna halloween bileet, oli pukeutumis pakko.

Saimme paikan päälle pastorin, paholaisen, tyypin joka esitti bileitten järjestäjää (bileitten järjestäjä on nainen, tyyppi on mies) ja tietenkin perus kissat ja lepakot.

Sitten minä. Tavoitteenani oli Velma Scoopy Doosta. Ainut mikä asusta puuttui oli punainen mekko, muutoin oli aika onnistunut. Toki myös tukka olisi pitänyt kehittää. Lievästä taistelu ananaksesta kun kärsin, niin lopputulos oli enemmän sexy Vector ku Velma.

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*menen istumaan kuuman, vanhemman miehen viereen*

"isukki, olen ollut tuhma"

*minut poistetaan rippituolista*

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i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

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the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and “we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you” can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I’d like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home “for my mushrooms and worms” and she was just like “okei” and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they’re breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks “so your worms… do they have a purpose or are they just… worms”. like sure I’ll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that’s your business

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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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zendaya wearing bob mackie ss01 inspired by cher at the 2024 rock & roll hall of fame induction ceremony

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Aloy for sixfanarts from bluesky

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Flame Hair!

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YOU'LL GET IT IN THE END BOY, IF THE WEAPON OF CHOICE IS LOVE