kalibrate
Part-time soul mate full time problem
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Kal, 27, she/they. I post whatever, you have been warned. Header by @lythuin
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kalibrate · 5 hours ago
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So I’m binge-playing Mass Effect for the first time.
I think Grunt would love Blåhaj
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kalibrate · 7 hours ago
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Exterior, Hillary Clinton’s doorstep, 3AM
Kamala Harris, looking her version of disheveled and unhinged (which is to say she’s still in the same immaculate suit from her speech earlier in the day but she’s lost her high heels, has exactly five hairs out of place, and there is a discreet smear of Dorito dust on her fingertips): I’m sorry, I just didn’t know where else to go.
Hillary, in a cozy bathrobe, but perfectly made up and coiffed: Honey, I’ve been waiting for you to show up since they called Pennsylvania. (Hands Kamala a margarita and ushers her inside.)
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kalibrate · 7 hours ago
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kalibrate · 7 hours ago
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Literally the things that happen on my run
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kalibrate · 8 hours ago
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I made a meme thank you for hating it
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kalibrate · 9 hours ago
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˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I
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kalibrate · 9 hours ago
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Has anything actually gotten better, for all the work you talk about doing? Or is it just treading water in misery forever?
Anon, ten years ago gay people couldn't get married in large parts of the US. AIDS was an almost certain death sentence when I was in high school. I was looking at job boards the other day and found a part time gas station job that had health insurance as a benefit, which NEVER would have happened 15 years ago. When I was a kid, hitting your child was extremely normalized in the US and my parents were the weird ones for not doing it. There is a vaccine for chicken pox. I didn't meet anyone who had transitioned until my 20s because it was so uncommon to transition in the aughts, and now there are some states that protect your right to have gender affirming care provided by your health insurance. It's not all states, but it's better than the number of states that had it in 2010, which was zero. THERE ARE TENANTS UNIONS NOW. WE HAVE A VACCINE AGAINST CERVICAL CANCER.
And all of that has been the work of a lot of individuals and organizations and research teams and activists.
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kalibrate · 12 hours ago
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Ya know. Perhaps I will.
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kalibrate · 12 hours ago
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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"
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kalibrate · 13 hours ago
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spongebob gaming
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kalibrate · 13 hours ago
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my other grounding technique is remembering that the earliest abolitionists & the earliest suffragists had no proof that the world would ever make possible what they fought for and indeed many of them did not live to see it come to pass. and yet they did not succumb to despair so it would be disrespectful to their memory to let it overtake me
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kalibrate · 13 hours ago
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"i have the right of way" was a form of protective charm uttered by urban travellers in the early 21st century. They believed this phrase acted as a ward against danger and injury, invoking the divine spirit of 'Traffic Law', one of their primary deities.
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kalibrate · 13 hours ago
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shrugs
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THE LAST UNICORN 1982 | dir. Jules Bass, Arthur Rankin Jr.
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kalibrate · 13 hours ago
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they should invent skin picking that is good for your skin
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kalibrate · 13 hours ago
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if I had a nickel for every time I voted for the potential first female president over trump and trump won I’d had two nickels and it’s really fucking fucked up that it happened twice
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kalibrate · 13 hours ago
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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