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tf2 lore theorists explain the ten thousand blu soldiers in meet the medic

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What if I started blogging in the style of middle-schoolers who are trying to translate Latin?

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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Wet Beast Wednesday

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Okay haven't worked for the chaser for like 2 years now but still have access to this blog for some reason, so bringing this old headline back for reasons

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it's a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you've moved on to another dish

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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That old man can't hear!

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fish fish fish 🐠🐟🐠🐟

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i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

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"how much is 2+2?"

the well-educated maned wolf:

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“People making/buying merchandise of [insert Hollywood blockbuster] are all missing how the point of the movie was anti-consumerist!”- Actually you are missing how the point of Hollywood movies is to make money for shareholders and not to overthrow capitalism