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WHY THE FUCK HAVE I MADE 2 POSTS ABOUT IT,

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BSDCKSDJKDS I’M SO ANGERY PLEAS READ MY ACTUAL TEXT POST/S (THIS ONE & THE UPCOMING ONE)

MY NEW BLOG IS @s-uika (tumblr being a little bitch & not letting me tag so here’s the link) pls follow me there bc i’m only on here bc i finally got to login here so yeet. it’s more organised (eventho i haven’tposted anything yet) but yea

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I’M SO ANGRY & I CRAVE DEATH SO MUCH VBDFJVDKJSKJDKJSD

my new blog is s-uika please follow me there bc i won’t be that active there & also it’s more organised even tho i haven’t posted jack shit yet but please follw m 

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I met God while drawing this

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Breaking News: All Frogs Are Gay

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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I get harry that harry wanted to name his kids after people he loved and people who died protecting him. I totally get that feeling of gratitude but what bugs me is the choice of names.

Sirius, James and Lily? Justified.

But Albus Severus? Really? One of them literally protected him to kill him in the end and the other one bullied him and his friends. They may deserve some recognition but didn’t they already get a hell lot of recognition?!

What about the other people who actually gave away their lives to protect Harry without demanding anything in return. They just fought selflessly to protect their world and their loved ones and got no recognition what so ever.

17 year old Cedric Diggory trying to make his parents proud.

18 year old Regulus Black trying to right the wrong of his ways.

Alastor Moody trying to protect the only hope left in the world he’s grown old protecting.

Ted Tonks trying to protect his wife and daughter in a world where his kind are in grave danger.

20 year old Fred Weasley trying to protect his family, and fighting for what is right and for the kind messy haired boy who’s now become family.

38 year old Remus Lupin trying to protect his best friends’ (who he couldn’t protect) son and to make the world a better place for his own son.

25 year old NymphadoraTonks trying to make a world a better place for her son, fighting for her dad and against the unfair practice.

17 year old Lavender Brown doing what she felt is right.

16 year old Colin creevy trying to protect his childhood idol and not caring if he’s underage because this is what he feels is correct.

And 50 other people who we don’t even know the names of because  Harry doesn’t bother finding out. And Rebeus Hagrid? He made Harry a birthday cake and bought him an owl for his 11th birthday and he didn’t even know him. He loved everyone unconditionally and was extremely loyal even after all he’s gone through. That man deserves the world.  Hagrid deserves more recognition than he ever got by anyone (be it Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dmbledore and the whole wizarding community).

These people are the real heroes and they don’t deserve to be forgotten.

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Immunity Dog (meme)

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You’re in your bed trying to go to sleep when you hear a demonic, high-pitched, and familiar laugh. You lay there confused until you realize who the culprit is: Elmo.

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You live in a world where animals have the same base intelligence as humans, and are treated as equals. Although they cannot speak English, they have helped humans invent and discover things that would have taken years, such as the cure to cancer and possible evidence of alien life. Your dog is the only animal in to world to act like an animal should before they mentally evolved. One day, you look out the window and see a bunch of people getting out of a van with words on the side in a language you can’t read, and they start walking up to your door. You look over to your dog, who suddenly looks terrified. She looks straight in your eyes and says, in a completely human voice, “We have to get out of here.”

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“mom....... does this mean i’m basic? childish?” i ask, confused.

 “no...... i’ve only met one other person whose instrument was a kazoo before...... this means you’ve been spending way too much time checking out memes instead of trying to be a decent human being.” 

Everyone has an instrument that represents their personality/soul, and their future job. Through life, everyone has a task to find it. Some have violins, those melancholic and strict types; some trumpets, loud and cheerful, ready to party anytime. You’ve recently discovered that your instrument is a kazoo.

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Farewell online privacy

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“guess i’ll fucking die”

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You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare.

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living in 2058

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak