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I am so obsessed with The Vampire Diaries right now that it's SICK - I flew through the show and am now proceeding to read the books. Wish me luck LMAO
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just overhead the most fucked up conversation at walmart:
customer: do you guys have any grapes?
employee: no, they stopped making grapes *walks away*
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which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me
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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
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Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on
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It’s Luigi’s rotation party, and you are not invited.
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Where is your skeleton?
I don't have one, first mistake was assuming I did
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Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

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Does TME just mean female privilege? Or afab?
It means To My Ex
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should i start posting sims / animal crossing ?
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