k4yne

[k4yne]

Don’t go asking stupid questions, patches.

Db cooper more like db cooler

[k4yne]

So they crack open your chest to put cold sodas in?

Db cooper more like db cooler

[k4yne]

Dm

Yeah talk about KILLJOY. AND SOMEHOW CAPITALIST- I MEAN WHAT WOULD A LITERAL GOD CARE? JUST MAKE THE DAMN SOUL DEALS-

Also Mr perpetually grumpy cant take a joke. Sheeesh

[DM]

@k4yne

Hey kayne do you wanna do something really really funny

[k4yne]

[DM]

MmmmmmDepends!

[DM]

@k4yne

Hey kayne do you wanna do something really really funny

[k4yne]

[DM]

Yeah you just gotta kill every version of yourself!

Tho- you can already probably do it to be honest since you specifically are one of my chompers. And all other versions of me are dead so- you do the math.

You just kinda.

Do it

Believe real hard and whatnot.

You got it 👍

[DM]

@k4yne

Hello 🦷🦷 is there any way you could teach me how to do the teleporting-dimension hopping thing?✨

[k4yne]

[DM]

Oh I’m gonna be saying that all DAY!

[DM]

@k4yne

What if we went to a universe where it's Reagan Times and he locked him and his Cronies into the oval office perhaps, and we Got Them, changing the course of that nation's history forever and hopefully inspiring a poorly rated horror movie called Oval Office Massacre (but there were no cameras or recordings so no one knows what happened so they have all kinds of wacky things going on in there. Like the furniture coming to life and stuff).

[k4yne]

[DM]

May I suggest toothception?

[DM]

@k4yne

What if we went to a universe where it's Reagan Times and he locked him and his Cronies into the oval office perhaps, and we Got Them, changing the course of that nation's history forever and hopefully inspiring a poorly rated horror movie called Oval Office Massacre (but there were no cameras or recordings so no one knows what happened so they have all kinds of wacky things going on in there. Like the furniture coming to life and stuff).

[k4yne]

[DM]

GOD you never fail to delight me with that mind of yours

[DM]

@k4yne

What if we went to a universe where it's Reagan Times and he locked him and his Cronies into the oval office perhaps, and we Got Them, changing the course of that nation's history forever and hopefully inspiring a poorly rated horror movie called Oval Office Massacre (but there were no cameras or recordings so no one knows what happened so they have all kinds of wacky things going on in there. Like the furniture coming to life and stuff).

[k4yne]

[DM]

Hmmmm DUNNO! Wanna see first hand? Sounds like field trip time

[DM]

@k4yne

What if we went to a universe where it's Reagan Times and he locked him and his Cronies into the oval office perhaps, and we Got Them, changing the course of that nation's history forever and hopefully inspiring a poorly rated horror movie called Oval Office Massacre (but there were no cameras or recordings so no one knows what happened so they have all kinds of wacky things going on in there. Like the furniture coming to life and stuff).

[k4yne]

And yours is my grand tooth

What a wonderful world we live in

Me 🤝 kayne

Having at least one daughter who is a tooth

[k4yne]

[kayne cackles]

You wouldn’t BELIEVE how long it took me to find the perfect one

ARTHUR!

[He practically leaps off the ladder, bolting to the shelf and trying to fumble with the book lever]

FUCK- IT'S BROKEN!

[k4yne]

Oh! Pft duh- can’t let you go trotting back to MISTA DOWD like that now can I?

[he snaps his fingers and the blood pulls off of her and evaporates into the air]

There ya go! Good as new.

ARTHUR!

[He practically leaps off the ladder, bolting to the shelf and trying to fumble with the book lever]

FUCK- IT'S BROKEN!

[k4yne]

Of course- what would my dentist say if I neglected my tooth care

[he laughs at his own joke-]

ARTHUR!

[He practically leaps off the ladder, bolting to the shelf and trying to fumble with the book lever]

FUCK- IT'S BROKEN!

[k4yne]

[for once kayne isn’t sure what to say. He just hugs her and sighs]

ARTHUR!

[He practically leaps off the ladder, bolting to the shelf and trying to fumble with the book lever]

FUCK- IT'S BROKEN!

[k4yne]

[kayne sighs and runs a hand through her hair]

Ah that bitch. She really knows how to dig a thorn in deeper, doesn’t she? I’ve been wanting to take that little- fucking- shit spell thing off of you for a while now.

ARTHUR!

[He practically leaps off the ladder, bolting to the shelf and trying to fumble with the book lever]

FUCK- IT'S BROKEN!

[k4yne]

[kayne cocks his head- the angle that it’s at would be unnerving if it were anyone else. He tries his best to comforting In his best comforting voice]

Hmm? That’s not quite it, is it?

[he summons a comfy couch and he sits them both down on it. He lets her rest her head on him]

Go on let it out, toothy. I’m all ears

ARTHUR!

[He practically leaps off the ladder, bolting to the shelf and trying to fumble with the book lever]

FUCK- IT'S BROKEN!

[k4yne]

[he hugs her tight, getting blood on her. It’s fine he can magic it away]

Sorry it’s getting a weeeeer bit intense. But hey! I promise! The payoff with be great!

ARTHUR!

[He practically leaps off the ladder, bolting to the shelf and trying to fumble with the book lever]

FUCK- IT'S BROKEN!