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god I really hate having to explain my preferences to everyone but FINE

I like femme and masc ppl VERY differently, okay?

I like FEMMES in a way that is biblical. Magical. Ethereal. You are a magnificent being and you are showing interest in my lowly form? I Am Not Worthy

And I like MASCS in the way where I want to rip them to shreds and skitter off into the woods with w33nie like a mongoose

Learn the difference already oh my god i cannot keep explaining this every time

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Of course I gotta do Astarion next. And channel his best energy 'Chaotic Drama Queen'.

"I wAs RiGhT tHeRe!!!!"

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I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

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Also worked on @bg3zine 's cover for the nsfw side of the zine! This is the final picture without any cover elements, just everyone chilling in good company!

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I often whisper 'hello ! i'm gale--' to myself because I just love the way he says that particular line.

Anyways here are some little Gale of Waterdeep sketches!

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My tav’s eyes are bulging out of her skull (respectfully)

Mid kiss smiles >>>>>

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go go little star

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take me to church

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I will die on this hill!

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When the gang finds out you boinked your mindflayer guardian and SUDDENLY THIS ISNT A SAFE SPACE FOR SHARING ANYMORE

POV: You’re being cringe at camp

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BASED AND BEARPILLED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Broke: Halsin's a Druid because he's just another typical nature-loving hippie

Woke: Halsin's a Druid because his love of all living things is an extension of his ability to see meaning in things other people overlook. He fought to "grow out of cynicism around the age of 200" and became, instead, someone who chooses to hope and believe- in the goodness of others, in the possibility of a better future- even though it causes him pain, because he needs life to have MEANING. There is no thing as "just a tree" because that tree represents a struggle to grow and survive, a struggle that is universal to all living things. He takes comfort in nature, in life itself, because it reassures him that none of this is for nothing. It's why, in the cut scenes where the Netherbrain was going to taunt the party with hallucinations, Halsin's was going to declare that life was meaningless and it was better to just let the world burn. Halsin is a "nature-loving hippie" because it gives his life a sense of meaning/purpose, not because his beliefs are shallow or cliched.

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THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN OMG LOOK AT THEM THE BABIES

✨late night at the Elfsong✨

nearing the end of my first bg3 run atm and I’m getting very sentimental about it. I love these characters so dearly :((( <3 so here’s them being silly together

(available on my inprnt!)

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There are times when I feel like I’m falling behind others my age but then I remember that I have been waking up and absolutely SURVIVING every single day consecutively for nearly 20 years now.

And you know what?

I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna let that be enough for now.

The world may go fast but it will not leave me behind. I’m just neurodivergent and have to take my time getting there.

And that is OKAY.

I can forgive myself for that, and you can forgive yourself too.

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I feel like as a person who experiences a period, I should be allowed to discuss how BIZARRE the whole process of a period is. Not in the way that I think it’s gross or unnatural in any sense.

I mean that it’s SO natural to us as a species and a lot of other mammals. and it’s kinda funny to imagine what an alien species that doesn’t experience periods would think of it.

I think other species would want to study what in the evolution of mammals caused us to decide that spewing vital life juice and organ pieces out of an incredibly easily infected area for a week+ every month was The Plan for the female reproductive system.

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Made by @bamjammy ! Thanks for the ask (like a dumb idiot I accidentally deleted it. So sorry)

Transcript below

Anonymous said “Valentina Velvet what got you into the killing business?”

Valentina: “oh my well that’s quite the question!”

“I suppose it began when a disguised sour entered my bakery. I would’ve simply taken him to the authorities, but… he fought back. Well, you can probably guess how that ended.”

“After that I found I just couldn’t help myself! I’d consider it less of a “business” and more of a hobby.”

“Hope you aren’t a cop! Hehe!”

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FUNKY COOL BLOG IM IN WITH SOME PALS!! ASK OUR OCS QUESTIONS!!!!!!!! JOIN SWEET VS SOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello everyone!

Welcome to the SVS ask box! We are a small group of SVS members/creators where you can ask our OCs all sorts of questions!

here's an introduction to all the individuals behind this blog:

@bamjammy - Hi! My name's Jammy, pronouns he/they, and I like to make OCs and never use 'em!

available characters:

Tarty Hart - Evil scientist smarties

Wizz Fizzy - chaotic pixy stix

Teri Chang - famous sour(?) singer/actress

Valentina Velvet - red velvet cake killer/bakery owner

Carolina Carrot - carrot cake detective

Toast - innocent marshmallow taffy kid/Tarty's somewhat son

@toastygal666 - a gal whos toasty, with only girl OCs cause men are hard to draw :>

available characters:

Delicie - jawbreaker girl

Hecate - pumpkin witch

Vemp - vampire mermaid

@jynxiejinx - I’m Jynxie! I’m a 19 y/o character artist, and your local chill hippie enby. any pronouns are cool!

available characters:

Penny Sucre - peach tea fruity guild leader

Bianca, Barry and Huey Poppins - bubblegum triplets

Fable Frosting - mythical animal cracker unicorn centaur

@kitn3x - Hi hi, I’m Kit, your genderless fool of an artist!

available characters:

sweets:

Paddie (Rainbow paddlepop ice cream) [sweet local robin hood who eat the rich and feed the poor situation]

Milly (Milo nuggets) [a bittersweet member who dream of becoming a mechanic]

Bannie (Bandung drink) [A sweet singer who dream of peace between sweet and sour nation through music with her fellow friends and members]

Hex (Sparkling honey drink) [ur avg waiter who works in a honey pot tavern in coco cabins]

Isbert (Ice shaved dessert) [An ex-knight who now works as a lumberjack to take care of his remaining family member and ensure there's no harm on them]

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sours:

Peps (Hot cocoa Pepsi) [Shark boi who friends with a sweet and dreamt of becoming a famous swimmer]

Aurora (galaxy cocktail) [Once a child actor, now a pop singer in the sour nation! She have fallen in love with a famous sweet underground singer]

Killian (c1000 drink) [William Fishbert's beloved husband who works in a military with him before the incident :)]

Aiden (hot hot pop foot lollipop) [Father of a certain shark boi who works as a bartender at Gobstop! Also his appearance may scare you if its a curse thing or bless you or maybe blursed]

@seanthejester - Hi! I'm Sean (he/him)! I'm 19 years old and like drawing silly little guys.

Available characters:

Brandy Butter - He was almost the pastry guild leader and he's all about advocating for peace and integration. He's currently working on creating a peace organization in the Sweet Kingdom

@minibigboy - I’m Fin / MiniShark (he/it). I’m a bit funkee and tired, but I have art and ocs :)

available characters:

Ananas - piña colada

Lucius Sandía - watermelon flash pop

Angel Cake - …angel cake…

Girlypop - sour rainbow strips

William Fishbert - the fishbowl

Joe Cupp - black coffee

more to be added as more folks join our crew!