Text
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
160K notes
·
View notes
Text
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
164K notes
·
View notes
Text
Paolo Sebastian 'A Lover's Kiss' Fall 2024 Haute Couture Collection
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry
154K notes
·
View notes
Text
I can’t swim, I can’t dance and I don’t know karate.
172 notes
·
View notes
Photo
45K notes
·
View notes
Photo
71K notes
·
View notes
Text
The comments are full of people saying variations of "they look identical!" and people replying with variations of "I just don't see it." and I love it. 😂
87 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) - dir. Joe & Anthony Russo
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
So tumblr has started putting this little banner at the top of posts from new accounts, and honestly I kinda dig it. I've seen a lot of people get absolutely eviscerated for doing something that was perfectly normal on their previous platform but a huge faux pas here, and I think this little banner will go a long way to mitigating that.
Editing to add: DO NOT BE SHITTY TO PEOPLE WITH THIS BANNER I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY'RE TRYING TO BE NICE YOU BE NICE BACK OR SO HELP ME
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
Voyager as an asymmetric PVP game where Janeway wants to die for the Crew and the Crew wants her to stay alive. Bonus points for the Crew team if they can get Janeway to have a quiet night in and read her book
136 notes
·
View notes
Text
I always say pride month instead of happy pride month because if it was a happy pride month joanne rowling would be dead
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’
86K notes
·
View notes