♛ Jess ✧ 20s ✧ She/Her ♛ "I am the master of my fate. I am the captain of my soul."
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LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) dir. robert luketic
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feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty
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elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans
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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.
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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now
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"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you
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it's actually UNREAL to me that they still wear those stupid fucking wigs in british courts ill forget about it and then remember all of a sudden and black out like howwwww can you still be doing that!
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My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox
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GET TO KNOW ME: favorite tv series [1/10] ☆ Black Mirror (2011-) ☆
People don’t even look up anymore. The sky could turn purple and you wouldn’t notice for a month.
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