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eat my ASS chester. who's earning the most housepoints now huh
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i feel like a trophy wife. penny's doing all the work and im just sitting there. cursebreaker who?
#penny haywood#hphm#hogwarts mystery#harry potter hogwarts mystery#harry potter#the cat's name is frederick and he is to be referred to as such#seriously tho can my post hogwarts career be penny's useless clinically insane wife#i mean we ARE clinically insane right like we're seeing things
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this may be my favorite post of all time
Fine. You give me no choice.
Draw Dobby with swagger.
Next to Yassfied Filch this is probably the most unhinged challenge i’ve gotten and I loved/hated every moment of drawing it 😂
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my son is here. there's no way im naming him longsniff so drop name suggestions down below
#hphm#hogwarts mystery#harry potter hogwarts mystery#harry potter#a funny cat#please i don't want him to be named longsniff
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exactly. if i blowtorched snape's face i wouldn't be failing potions
It’s curse magic ice so that’s why it takes a bit probably 🤷♂️
tsk. i should've brought a flamethrower to make the process go faster
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It’s curse magic ice so that’s why it takes a bit probably 🤷♂️
tsk. i should've brought a flamethrower to make the process go faster
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boy what the hell. casting incendio does NOT take that much effort
#Huh.#hphm#hogwarts mystery#harry potter#harry potter hogwarts mystery#ben copper#bill weasley#IM LOSING IT. IM LOSING IT. IM LOSING IT SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE#jacob's sibling
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i CANNOT believe he's not a game regular. jam city when i get you
#pieter talli is my only real friend#the rest of yall fake#hphm#harry potter#hogwarts mystery#harry potter hogwarts mystery#penny haywood#merula snyde#barnaby lee#ben copper#can we also comment on why MERULA is there and rowan isn't#this is a tragedy i fear
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some of these answers are so genuinely vile isn't there a date where you can tell talbott his parents are dead
#penny haywood#harry potter#harry potter hogwarts mystery#hphm#hogwarts mystery#um i can't lie if someone told me they were better at a subject than i was but that was the single subject i excelled..#let's just say my friendship level is going DOWN
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hi (＃＞＜) fav hphm character? (other than mc and any main canon characters such as madam hooch or hagrid)
well chiara's my babygirl but you know i also do love me some talbott action (i have not met him yet, i have yet to meet him, this is pathetic)
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WE CAN LITERALLY SMILE AT HIM. HOW IS HE NOT FRIENDSHIPPABLE. JAM CITY PETITION TO FREE PIETER FROM FRIENDSHIP JAIL HES THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS ME IN THIS CRUEL WORLD
#pieter talli#hogwarts mystery#harry potter#harry potter hogwarts mystery#IM SO PISSEDDD#merula snyde#IGNORE THE ORDER OF THE TAGS IM ACTUALLY DISTRAUGHT IM ON THE FLOOR WEEPING CRYING UGH HE'S ACTUALLY MY SON.
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so your girl's gonna lose it because HOW THE HELL HAVE I NEVER GOTTEN A SINGLE INCENDIO BURN BONUS EVER. tch.
#harry potter hogwarts mystery#harry potter#hogwarts mystery#hphm#THIS IS RIGGED I SWEAR THE DEVS HATE ME BECAUSE I'M TOO GOOD AT THEIR CHARACTER MODELS#IF I BECOME UGLY WILL THE JAM CITY GODS FAVOR ME.
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if james potter knew about how many interhouse friendships hphm mc made i fear he'd go into a state of cardiac arrest
#hphm#hogwarts mystery#harry potter#harry potter hogwarts mystery#james potter#i will stand by my thoughts that james potter was a genuinely bad person and i will also say that snape was a bad person as well#but obviously them being bad people is what gives them character depth so quit bitching and moaning about who was worse#they were both bad and what matters is that one of them got better and one of them got worse then better#y'all beg for complex characters but you couldn't even take severus snape!
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so perhaps starting this on 28 energy was not a great idea. (on another note why the fuck are there seventeen different side quests going on at the same time and why do they all have a three day time limit)
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