[ text ] actually i want to murder everyone but money is fine too i guess
[ text ] well you can TRY to take me out on a date, iâm not opposed to free food -u-b
[ text ] iâd say watch out for my brother but heâs in rehab, so watch out for me instead!! ^^
The thought of her brother no longer around made her chest ache, but she quickly swallowed it in favour of making a certain royalâs life hell, no matter how temporary. It was always fun to mess with the blue bloods.
[ text ] keep making bad choices, i might find you funny enough to let you live ~
Shit. She kinda had a point and well, he knew he was going to be exposed somehow. Might as well see what she wanted.
[ text ]: alright, what do you want? a ransom?
[ text ]: i know you donât care for a date, because well, you donât strike me off as that kind of person.
[ text ]: âŠâŠâŠâŠ.no.
A few seconds later
[ text ]: alright yes
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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS ââ for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, theyâre just in categories to make it easier for all of yâall.
FOR AMIGOS;
âHow many times are you going to do that, exactly?â
âYou were right. As per usual.â
âSometimes itâs hard to see the lines youâve drawn until youâve crossed them.â
âYouâre surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.â
âIs that â thatâs a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.â
âYou can stay, but for no more than two nights.â
âPlease donât look in this drawer. Please.â
âI told you not to pick him up, heâs very sensitive.â
âYes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, thatâs ridiculous and I didnât.â
âIâm sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone youâre in.â
âHey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.â
âNo, Iâm serious. Stop it right now or I wonât give you the last cookie.â
âYou think Iâm kidding. But Iâve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.â
âHow much would a stripper cost and why so much?â
âIâm going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?â
âHippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!â
âWhen I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!â
âI donât even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.â
âIt happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.â
âPlease do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.â
âThatâs not the phrasing you want to use.â
âBecause nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.â
âPlease donât take it out on my boobs.â
âWhen it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.â
âWe have to change our names and run away to Mexico. Itâs the only way. Adios.â
âHow much money do you have on you?â
âPlease tell me thatâs a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit youâre eating.â
âLife is a lot better when you put things on your head.â
âFor someone whoâs not very deep, Iâm incredibly not shallow.â
FOR LOVERS;
âI need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.â
âI love you. What? No I donât. Forget I said anything.â
âI need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.â
âIf we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?â
âI donât think I can do this anymore.â
âI heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?â
âI want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.â
âPlease donât be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.â
âStop saying youâre sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. Itâs done.â
âIâm not jealous, Iâm curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.â
âYour motherâs looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they havenât before?â
âIf youâre breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?â
âStop sweating. Itâs not attractive during sex, and itâs not attractive now.â
âAre you â are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?â
âWe have to go. I might have told your mom Iâm pregnant. I donât know why I said that. Iâm not.â
âSo what youâre saying it that youâre snorting sugar to get excited for sex.â
âMy dog licks better than you do.â
âBut through every stupid thing you do and say â and those are a lot, by the way â I love you.â
âI donât care if youâre growing another head. Iâll talk to both of them. I love you.â
âAnd Iâd take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise thatâs a compliment.â
âI donât want to hide this anymore. Iâm not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.â
âThis is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?â
âI donât want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.â
âThanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.â
âA kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?â
âPromise me youâre not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.â
âLook, Iâve had my heart broken before. Iâm not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.â
âDonât leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.â
âI wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but Iâve had worse.â
âI just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?â
âIâm attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like Iâm staring at your chest, itâs because I am.â
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If youâre not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if youâre not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasnât meant for you. Iâm sorry.
[text] âŠdid you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I donât know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? Heâs only my first cousin.
[text] How much does âI love youâ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, itâs gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] Iâm a genius. Youâre a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think Iâm gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I canât say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didnât think heâd duck when the ball came at him, Iâm sorry.
[text] Youâre cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess weâll leave it at that then.
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