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JM: Jesus Christ I’ve been gone for a long ass time.

So here’s a 2018 update - I’m sorry I left people hanging on that open starter I wrote. I lost muse for Jack quickly after. Tried to regain it up on twitter @ MonochromeRogue but I seem to have lost it there too. On top of that, I can’t log into my old personal tumblr anymore. My new one is boostp0wer, if anyone wants to keep in touch.

There might be a SLIGHT chance I’ll rp here again but, till then, I think I’m kinda done on tumblr. I mostly do twitter rp now. ALSO, if anyone wants to hit up a Captain Falcon @ BlazingRacer or something, I run that too.

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“Nothin’ new around here, huh? Figures.” He muttered, almost lighting up a cigar as he leaned against a wall in Altambra. The area was usually lively, with either large mutants running around or the usual groups of killseekers. Sometimes, Big Bull’s gang would be out and about. But this was starting to bore Jack.

He stopped, looking down at the unlit cigar for a few moments, before putting both the cigar and lighter away. It had been years, and the painful memory still lingered in the depths of his mind.

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“Congrats, Witch. Ya made it big.”

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Final (?) Announcement

JM: Hey guys, it’s been a while. Again. Just wanted to say I am keeping this blog up but I probably won’t be coming back to it. If you wanna keep in touch, there’s always my personal blog, which is deevalentine.

It’s been fun! And if anyone wants to use my icons (say another Jack Cayman comes along, for example), just send a message to my personal. I’ve got like 600 of ‘em.

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“Eh. Coulda been longer. I think I deserve it.” he said with a slight shrug.

“How ya been holdin’ up without me around?”

"Hey gorgeous."

“Ah! Hunny bunny! How have you been? HOw a was vacation?

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Mario vs. Jack Cayman

I can’t really call MadWorld a great game because I never beat it. I got to the last level and just got kinda frustrated and never finished it. I think I would’ve loved a version of this game with regular controls because I don’t think the waggle adds anything and there’s a solid, very fun core there. I still think it’s a game that’s totally worth playing. I started doing this one way, way back. I was going to do it digitally because I thought I could work with black and white better that way but it was giving me a lot of trouble (here’s my terrible initial version) so I put it away. Came back to it a few days ago, chose to do it on paper (only the characters as always, background and blood are still digital) and the end result is so much better. I love doing the occasional Mario fight that breaks the norm stylistically so doing the black and white stuff was a ton of fun.

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JM: I’m back, I guess. Stuff took over.

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JM: I reaaaaally gotta stop disappearing...

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"Been through worse, but I got it."

"Or at the bridge." He said. "Also, the drones work by placing the 8-split side against the surface. Not Six. You put the side split into six parts, you’re going to damage your hand.

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Jack took the hit but jabbed Val in the jaw with his elbow, then turned around quickly to deliver an uppercut with his right fist. If the hit connected, Jack was sure it would be enough to at least make Val stagger.

"The buzz-saw badass returns. Long time no see. So, what's going on?"

"You again, huh? Surprised the locals haven’t ripped ya to shreds. But nothin’ much’s been happening around here. Kinda quiet, even."

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Violence/Death themed ask memes/prompts

((Obviously, lots of trigger warnings here so please be careful - Violence tw, death tw, killing tw, physical abuse tw, blood tw))

"Is that blood?!"

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”

“I could always just kill them…”

“Why are your knuckles bruised?”

"Just go! I’ll clean up this mess." 

"You busted my lip!"

"You clean up, I’ll hide the body."

"They deserved it."

"Dont you dare hit me!" 

"I liked killing them."

"Oh God, there’s so much blood!" 

"Don’t be a baby, I only kicked you in the balls."

"Kill them! Go on!" 

"Who gave you that black eye?!"

"They died happy at least." 

"Do you want me to hit you?!" 

"Get rid of them and I promise I’ll never bother you again." 

"I’ll kill you, I swear!" 

"They were trying to kill me! I had to defend myself!"

"I’ll kill every last one of them." 

"Ow! I think you’ve broken my arm!"

"I’ll fight beside you." 

"Are you burning a body?"

"I was protecting you!"

"Don’t be alarmed, but I may have just run a guy over."

"Have you ever killed anyone before? Be truthful."

"It was an accident!"

"Well, you should’ve thought about that before you hit them with your car!"

"Burn the body and lets go."

"I’m glad they’re dead!"

"They’re not going to make it."

"Don’t you dare die on me!"

"I had to do it."

"I killed them so we can be together, don’t you see that?"

"I may or may not have a dead person in my basement."

"I am sick of cleaning up your mess!"

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He caught the satchel and grabbed the drones.

"Seems simple enough. So we'll meet back here, I guess?"

He dug in his pack, tossing him a satchel of explosives. “10 breeching charges. Enough to blow through fort knox.” He said, also handing him a couple folded drones. “These ones are burrower types as well, give them a voice command ‘Voice command’ followed by Burrow, and they’ll dig. Titanium drills can get through cement.”

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He let out another grunt upon getting hit, but this was nothing. At least, nothing compared to getting smacked halfway across the room by a giant monstrosity in the DeathWatch Games. 

"Maybe you oughta stop talkin'." he said, before kneeing Val'Os in the stomach in an attempt to free his arm from the hold.

"The buzz-saw badass returns. Long time no see. So, what's going on?"

"You again, huh? Surprised the locals haven’t ripped ya to shreds. But nothin’ much’s been happening around here. Kinda quiet, even."

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Jack fell backwards from the leg sweep, letting out a grunt as his cigarette went flying out of his mouth. However, he quickly got back on his feet and swung at Val'Os with a right hook.

"The buzz-saw badass returns. Long time no see. So, what's going on?"

"You again, huh? Surprised the locals haven’t ripped ya to shreds. But nothin’ much’s been happening around here. Kinda quiet, even."

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"You handle the civvies, I'll handle the roadblocks. But you're gonna have to take down the concrete barriers for me. My saw can't cut through those."

"Yep." He said. "You know, if you wanna help, I need someone to take down the roadblocks and lower the bridge." He said. "Which would you rather do; free, collect, and escort any civilians, or take down the roadblocks?"

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That sound every time you rev up the chainsaw, so good. 

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He raised an eyebrow, looking over at all the drones that came out of the box before looking back to the mysterious man in armor.

"Guessin' ya made all these yourself, huh?"

"Because this Ministry doesn’t know of me, also I don’t work for any form of government." He said, a large crate dropping behind him. "I do have some help, but not much." He said, turning around, undoing the straps and kicking it open, several small drones soon jump and crawl out of the box.

"Not all of it’s human either."