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i can't imagine inviting outsiders over to Wayne Manor and it going well. like having Clark over for game night would be so chaotic.
Dick: nonono, you can't do that Damian! seriously that's against the rules!
Damian, shoving monopoly money into his pockets: i have no idea what you're talking about, Richard.
Jason, laughing his ass off: dude, seriously, you won't win against tiny-but-deadly here.
Dick: but he's cheating!!
Steph: it's called a tactical advantage, Dick. you might wanna try it too, you're getting your ass whooped.
Clark, to Bruce: are you not gonna stop him?
Bruce: last time i tried, he threatened to "revoke my Batman privileges." i couldn't find my suit for a week.
Alfred: i have never seen Master Bruce so well-rested. it was truly horrific.
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I think it played into the assumption of "my g" being used by gang members ot something. Can't be too sure though.
Customer: GRANDSONS NAME DMV: G, GANG REFERENCE Verdict: DENIED
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sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
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heavy machine gun- thanks for the specification. still just what a gun is 1/10
types of guns rated by their names
machine gun- 0/10. all guns are
shotgun- 0/10. all guns do
revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is
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How to Ditch Amazon
Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want. Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.
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I definitely need to watch Gavv as soon as mcfucking possible cuz this seems rather entertaining and extra fucking hillarious, on top of that
shoma: oh no, i can't let valen see my gummies and know it's me!
hanto: where the hell is that penis music coming from
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Hello, this is a longshot saving life call, I am Verian from Gaza. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, just an injection for today to save my life please I beg. I was diagnosed with Latent Autoimmune Diabetes and due to the current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. My donation link is attached in the pinned post, I might have sent this ask to you earlier but kindly consider donating and sharing. This is the only option I have at the moment to save my life from going into a coma.
Well, I hope this will be enough for awareness. I just dunno how more precisely I can make this work
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And so, one more life is over...
One more monster is destroyed...
And the tragedy is over.
Gosh dang, were the last few chapter of Dracula picking up the pace.
The part where Van Helsing and Mina actually had met Dracula's three bloodsucking girlfriends, as I took to naming those three as of recently, really was proper horror.
And the final battle was worth it, even if Dracula barely got any action except getting his silly ass decapitated and stabbed through the heart.
It was amazing, even if the main characters, admittedly, behaved like total dumbasses a whole lotta times.
Overall, even if a bit rough around some edges, this was quite the interesting journey.
#dracula daily#dracula#mina harker#abraham van helsing#johnathan harker#quincey morris#arthur godalming
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with
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( you've been booped !! )
reblog to give the mutuals a boop critter
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And moments like this are why the gimmick of this season is sooo fun
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sure what's the worst that could happen
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