justnetherdeepthings

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Cicero: *spits out a mouthful of blood* it’s going to take more than that to kill me

Dentist: For the Luxons love, just floss!!

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[stranded in the wilderness]

Ayo Jabe, Ranger: it’s going to be hard to acquire enough food to last us the winter

Xila Venphyra, Druid: Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience actually

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Phyra, on the verge of tears: I’ve never seen two pretty best friends…… one of them has to be ugly…… it’s so sad

Xila:……

Phyra: I’m so sorry you have to go through this *sobs*

Xila:……

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Xila: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Xila: luckily, I was also given bad birth parents and ADHD, so I forgot what it was and I can do whatever I want

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Sabanrab: Phyra, keep an eye on Xila today. He’s going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get punched.

Phyra: Sure, I’d love to see Xila get punched.

Sabanrab: Try again.

Phyra: *sigh* I will stop Xila from getting punched

Sabanrab: And……

Phyra:…………and help if it escalates into a fight.

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Xila: Look, just relax Ayo, Phyra knows what she’s doing, she’s a great decision maker.

Ayo: She’s fucking you, right? That’s not exactly what I call a good track record on good decisions.