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Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted
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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
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at the club developing transatlantic accents
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