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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

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SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE

THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME

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- E. M. Forster's New Year's resolutions, written 31 December 1904

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oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

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me and my buddies just reached the end of a brutal and dispiriting cycle. but maybe it wasn't so bad... might be fun to begin it anew...

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sraight up petting it. and by it. i mean my area

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

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my "friend" sealed me in the cathedral.

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Let me spin my hater wheel to see what i will bitch about today

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Honey they’re inventing unions at DoorDash

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thinking about those swing doors with no handles and no locks that open both ways and how they're really the Idea of a door more than anything. they're purely symbolic. anyone can walk in and anyone can walk out at any time but you still have to cross the threshold. you still have to make the choice. it still means something even if nothing could have stopped you. because there's a door there.

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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no