justinmallari
I Speak Geek...Fluently.
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Nerd, Film Snob, Beer Nerd, Fight Geek, Slayer ot Thresher Maws and Balverines. So many labels in just one loser. 
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justinmallari · 6 years ago
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aquaman that is bullshit and you know it
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justinmallari · 6 years ago
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The retro adventures of Vader and Luke (feat. Han)
Vader likes force-talking to his son about the family business. Cue awkward conversations during work
The rest of the series is here
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justinmallari · 6 years ago
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setup and punchline
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justinmallari · 6 years ago
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Secret Panel HERE!
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justinmallari · 6 years ago
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Geco Hirasawa  -  http://skywheel.fool.jp  -  https://twitter.com/hiranoji
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justinmallari · 6 years ago
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# I C O N I C
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justinmallari · 6 years ago
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If Deadpool was in Avengers: Infinity War
My other Deadpool gifsets: Deadpool in the Avengers Deadpool in Spiderman Homecoming
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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You can only reblog this today.
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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Let me introduce myself
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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Not once…
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Or two…
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Or even three!
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FOUR TIMES! we have to see it four times… pls stop
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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Thor: AND THEN WE FOUGHT HELA AND HER ARMY OF THOUSANDS AND IT WAS GLORIOUS. DID YOU GUYS FIND ANY MORE INFINITY STONES? 
Tony: 
Natasha: We… ummm… fought each other…. 
Vision: We called it “Civil war”
Scott: It was hardly a war, it looked like a fistfight in a 7/11 parkin lot
Thor:
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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Andrea Koroveshi  -   https://www.artstation.com/artist/andikoroveshi  -  http://icecold555.deviantart.com  -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpNAgVWqI7XbWMZzfpaNOUA/videos  -  https://instagram.com/andikoroveshi/?ref=badge  -  http://andikoroveshi.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/andikoroveshi  -  https://www.facebook.com/andi.koroveshi
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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Why Magical Girls Are Never Attacked During A Tranformation
As some of you might already have guessed, I’m a fan of Japanese girl idols. One of the many, many idol groups in existence today in Japan is NMB48, a Osaka-based spin-off group of the (in)famous AKB48. NMB has a weekly show that’s surprisingly entertaining as well as educational called NMB to Manabu-kun, in which the members of NMB and a few comedians listen to guest lectures by experts in various fields.
Back on May 15th, the theme of the episode was pataphysics/the science of sci-fi. One of the topics of the lecture held by university professor Yanagita Rikao was the age-old question of “WHY ARE MAGICAL GIRLS NEVER ATTACKED WHILE TRANSFORMING???”
This was his answer, based on the magical girl series Futari wa Pretty Cure.
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Question: The transformation scenes in Pretty Cure are very long, so why don’t the bad guys attack the girls in the meantime?
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“Even when I was little, I was thinking ‘Hey! Attack them now!’”
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“I found this odd as well, so I watched the transformation scene many times. And what I noticed is, when the Pretty Cures yell ‘Dual Aurora Wave!’ and transform, a rainbow-colored column of light shoots up from the ground, going BOOM!”
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“And then the Pretty Cures levitate, and go up into the air. Based on this, I believe the protagonists of Pretty Cure are being held up in the air by the power of light.”
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“When we think of light, we usually think it heats up things or lights up things. But in reality, light has the power to hold up things as well.”
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“When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g.”
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“But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.”
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“So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations…”
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“It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m2.”
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“While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW.”
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“So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate.”
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“So what would happen if a bad guy jumped in to try to sabotage their transformation?”
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“He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY.”
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“DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION.”
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“So this means the best thing to do would be to transform close to any bad guys.”
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“Yes. They are the strongest while they transform, and are practically invincible.”
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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justinmallari · 7 years ago
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Always yes. (by Mr. Lovenstein)
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