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I mean, I didn't think it looked like trash, but apparently the government did.. https://www.instagram.com/p/BouS12BHMaj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1daygo9p8921e

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Don't. https://www.instagram.com/p/BosHMwlHSPe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13ny5uynthy4b

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I'm doing a new thing. #FacesOnBalls 1 https://www.instagram.com/p/BonLnsJHwhP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dh0inebrzm26

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My babies are on Spotify! Go to find @dream_city_official on the thing and download all of their music! https://www.instagram.com/p/BodVJi5A74D/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1smjfc4kqud8t

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Neither of these dogs are my dog. And that one dog in front of the other dog looks like a cartoon demon dog. Despite all that about the dogs, both dogs are beautiful dogs. #Dog #Dogs #BeautifulDogs #CartoonDemonDog https://www.instagram.com/p/BoNbxY6nQh3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cmr5x6lh9z2r

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Oooooooooooooooohhh..

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#EffinWithAmazon 35 - Eat the Effin Celery I didn't eat the celery.. Totes forgot about it until the package got here.

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Tattoo no 2.

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The fairytale is over.. Alaska has cockroaches now. Guess there isn't a reason to live here anymore.

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#TooSexy #SexyBathroom

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Come to hang out tonight if you're in Portland areas..

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#AddingPunctuationToSigns - 01 Found in a coffee shop in Portland..

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Really enjoyed myself at the botanical gardens. All that natural beauty jammed into a confined space, while thousands of people walk around and yell at you for actually stopping to admire it, was just breathtaking!

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It's a flower. Look at it. Also.. It's a photo of a flower.. So. That makes it cool.

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Anybody else weirded out by this or just me? #airbnb

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This isn't my cat. But don't let that deter you from admiring her beauty.

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Monsters are real.