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I've partaken in cringe you couldn't even imagine

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saul. are you dead

((NO ANON i am alive just very very busy and stressed LMAO))

They haven't killed me yet!

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Why is your icon your face, but your pals Jesse and Walt have cute little icons?

Are you implying that my face isn't cute?

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Raspberry.

"I need your help to kill god."

Well anon, assaulting deities is not in my field of expertise, but if you get arrested for attempted murder of a god, if that's even possible...

BETTER CALL SAUL! 505-503-4455!!

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What does a teddy bear order when he goes out to eat? Nothing, he's stuffed.

OH! HAH! That's actually pretty good. I got one. What do you call a skunk in the courtroom?

ODOR IN THE COURT!

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((vacation this, work that. where the fuck is saul. right here hes right here i swear real life is just evil. ill be answering asks and responding to shit now))

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scam likely would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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sapphire. youre so fucking weird man. i have to know what all of. *gestures.* this. is about.

also,,, carmine,,,,,,

Yeah but Judge Papadoumian thinks I'm slick, so jot that one down. What's it about? Upholding the law. Showing you that you have rights!

On the note of the second color, I can't say we know each other well enough for that. I do appreciate the sentiment but I'm more of what they call a "lone wolf". I come and go as I please, a wanderer. My last 3 dissolutions can attest to that.

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Raspberry- I need your help to kill God. Seafoam - To understand what the fuck is wrong with you Charcoal- You have the best takes Russet- I need to borrow some money Navy- You are literally so sexy (Blushing emoji) Sage- IDK and every day I grow closer to blocking you Lilac- You make my dash better and I cherish you Harlequin- To remind me that there are still people more insane than I am on this website Apricot- I'm slowly poisoning you a little bit every day Steel- You post the most beautiful art/fics/edits Sapphire- I want to put you under a microscope and study you Carmine- I'm on one knee proposing <3 Forest- You are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you Mulberry- We should be having (more) gay sex Lemon- Funniest tags known to man

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((would it be funny if i blazed a fake saul goodman advertisement post because he WOULD fucking do that? should i do that at some point? am i fully committing to the bit at that point?))

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wait are these two recent clients you mentioned the ones that found you through tumblr? dude im telling you tumblr people are insane just drop them if u can

Thankfully, no, they aren't. They're insane all on their own.

The clients I've pulled through advertising on this site have been fairly normal cases. Petty theft and someone threw hands over a parking ticket.

Pretty average stuff.

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• L O V E S T Y L E ❤️

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hi saul love your blog can i have some serotonin please *holds out my little paws*

Thank you, anon! Let me see. I'm not sure how I can offer you serotonin. I can tell you a joke. Give you a small chortle, maybe?

What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?

A dictator!

Was that good for ya? *shakes your little paws*

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do you have any terrible client stories? like whats the worst experience you ever had being someones lawyer?

Well, seeing as I'm always bound by attorney-client privilege, I can only divulge so much. I have two clients recently, thing 1 and 2, who do not listen to a single piece of good advice I give them. Why the hell did they hire me in the first place?

Then there these kids I defended together. They fucked a skull. A man can only defend so much against someone sticking their wang in the deceased. Yeah, they went to jail, but I had the jury for a second.